gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:03 pm
Gus is startled to see Osso still alive. He places three shots from his revolver into the back of her head.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:06 pm
Osso laughs and says, Why weren't you in San Francisco? You would have had such a good time......
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:07 pm
kicky's younger, much larger brother, KannyCick, walks in the room. His hulking body fills most of the room. He sneers at them all. "What have you done with my brothers, you puny worms?"
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:08 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Gus is startled to see Osso still alive. He places three shots from his revolver into the back of her head.


fortunately, littlepeacek deflects the bullets with her sword that she stashes under her flowing robes.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:09 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Drom hears a roar behind her. Whirling around she sees an enormous earth-moving machine crawling toward her. High up in the cab she sees the smiling face of Gustav. She tries to run, but too late. The massive metal treads of the machine snare her dress and roll over onto her body.

Soon, only a startled pancake image of Drom remains... looking a bit like "The Scream"


Hearing the news, Drom's family neglect to come to pick up her cruelly flattened corpse. Her colleagues, however, do come, if only to moan at her being so careless as to be dead. A few cry; they say, 'she had SO much potential! She could have written that thing about Gunter Grass instead of me!' Eventually, a sobbing childhood friend of Drom, a friend who went mad and decided to call herself 'Jane Eyre' thenceforth, starts singing a song so beautiful that it pierces through a heart even as hard as that of Gus.

It goes: I wish I had a Sylvia Plath
Busted tooth and a smile
And cigarette ashes in her drink
The kind that goes out and then sleeps for a week
The kind that goes out on her own
To give me a reason for well, I dunno

And maybe she'd take me to France
Or maybe to Spain and she'd ask me to dance
In a mansion on top of the hill
She'd ash on the carpet and slip me a pill
Then she'd get me pretty loaded on gin
And maybe she'd give me a bath
How I wish I had a Sylvia Plath

And she and I would sleep on a boat
And swim in the sea without clothes
With rain falling fast on the sea
While she was swimming away, she'd be winking at me
Telling me it would all be okay
Out on the horizon and fading away
And I'd swim to the boat and I'd laugh
I gotta get me a Sylvia Plath.

Gus is now in floods of tears. He too has always wanted a person called Sylvia Plath to dope him up and bathe him. He ressusitates Drom by singing a song called 'I'm a lonely little onion in a petunia patch;' his rendition of it is so frightening, it gets her out of rigor mortis.

She gives her friend to Gus. Gus expects a thank-you.

Drom starts spinning Gus around, like a plate, throws him through the cabinet and gets the hell out of there.

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:11 pm
Quote:
unfortunately, littlepeacek deflects the bullets with her sword that she stashes under her flowing robes


Sounds like you regretted saving Osso.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:11 pm
Kanny stares, dumbstruck by the beautiful song. Kanny like music. Mmmmm . . . And just like that, he is in love.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:13 pm
Gus throws a bell jar at the fleeing Drom. It shatters against the back of her pancake head.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:14 pm
Kanny clumsily stumbles towards Drom, eyes glazed with love. He grabs her body like a rag doll in his brutish muscled arms, and squeezes. But he is too strong. Her head pops off her body, splatting into the ceiling. The brute's eyes tear up as he looks at the headless body of his only true love.
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:16 pm
Littlepeacek, here, I can back you up with my Roy Rogers cap pistol. Use your sword to deflect the bullets of evil Gus, who has become immune to his own petard. Ick, that smells awful. Oooh, ick..
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SCoates
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:17 pm
Coates walk by and looks confused. "Hey, Guys... what's going on?" He stuffs some pork rinds into his mouth and wipes the crumbs on his greasy shirt.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:18 pm
Thanks Diane!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:19 pm
Coates is immediately turned on by everyone in the room. Guns, knives, tanks, helicopters, everything available is directed at the interloper.

His body is vaporized and the action continues.
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SCoates
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:22 pm
Scoates is a little sad.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:26 pm
daaaaamn, wasn't quick enough to save him.... oh! Wait, look, it was just an scoates hologram! The real SCoates is up there, behind bullet/laser/fire/radioactive proof shielding!
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SCoates
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:39 pm
The real Scoates drops a pork rind. It rolls out from behind his protective barrier, and Scoates waddles after it, reaching out as it rolls away.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:43 pm
{glaring at SC}
ok, you deserve what's coming.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:44 pm
Scoates cool-ly observes and organizes, plotting, plotting.

Osso attends to her nails, sadly neglected of late....
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 08:58 pm
booooooring. I think I'll do some stretching. My muscles are getting cold.
http://members.cox.net/joshawowo/images/SwordGirlINK.jpg
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 09:05 pm
Kanny like! Smile
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