Craven de Kere
 
Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:38 pm
Rule number 1: you can only fight with people who enter the room.
Rule number 2: never talk about Fight Club unless you are a teenager who is inordinately enamoured by a one-trick movie.

<enters fighting room>

<puts on gloves>

<hangs a carrot by the door>

<waits for bunnies, or whoever comes in>

tee hee
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:43 pm
<walks in> <takes a chair at ringside> <grows anxious waiting for the round carrier in sexy outfit to pass by>
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:44 pm
Brilliant!

Although I'm spooked by the fact that you have a bunny as an emoticon. Is it a disguise?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:44 pm
<walks over to edgar with a mug of beer>

<splashes it in his face>

<tackles him>
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:44 pm
<loses interest in pummelling edgar>

<gives dròm_et_rêve a weggie>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:46 pm
<jumps on Craven's back, clawing at his eyes>
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:47 pm
<licking own face as rapidly as possible>
<leaps in air like jackie chan and lands on craven's backside.> <ducks cravens retaliatory actioon>
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:47 pm
Hey! Despite your superior power against rabbits, I can take you on.

*Craven comes towards Drom, ready to flatten her.*

*Drom distracts Craven with a copy of Family Guy, and watches him sit down, hypnotised.*
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:50 pm
<swings wildly with what feels like a small hairy monkey on my back>
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:50 pm
<cav inserts spelling probe into Craven while he is distracted, then shuffles quickly and Poe-like into the darkness>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:53 pm
<gets tossed from Craven's back, landing on a chair>

I'll take you all on!!!

<Attacks wildly, swinging windmill-like into the midst of the melee>
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:53 pm
<grabs Cav by the ankle, bends him over and returns the probe>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:55 pm
<lands a satisfying blow to someone's face> <feels the wet crunch of a nose being smashed>
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:56 pm
<looks at kickycan, who has just punched a stone gargoyle and has a ****-eatin' grin despite the broken hand>
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 03:58 pm
pushes cav over a bending over drom; cav's backhand catches kicky on the chops
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 04:00 pm
<stops, looks at his bloodied hand> "Ooow, F*ck!"

<Goes to the corner and grabs a baseball bat>

<slams it across Craven's knees>
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 04:01 pm
<looks at cracked knee pads and gets mighty pissed>

<grabs edgar by the leg and swings him at kicky>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 04:02 pm
"Home-RUN! Yeaaaaaa--"

<Shout cut short by someone's fist in his mouth>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 04:02 pm
<spits blood into Craven's face>
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 04:03 pm
TIME OUT!!!

Let's get the bunny in here!

<waits by the door while someone gets the bunny>
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