This is from last year, but we can all use a little 'cheer.'
http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf
<crams rudolph down c.i.'s throat>
<Rips kicky's leg off and uses it to beat littlek over the head relentlessly>
<tears through c.i.'s belly button, and pulls out Rudolph's nose. Then, in the heat of meaness, bite's down on Rudolph's nose, causing him to kick out through c.i.'s back.>
How sweet it is!
The preacher's Sunday sermon was Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, he asked his congregation, "How many of you have forgiven
your enemies?" About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question.
As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands.
He then repeated his question again. All responded, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones?" inquired the preacher, "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any", she replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs. Jones, That is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-three", she
replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, what a blessing and a lesson to us all you are! Would you please come down in front of this congregation and tell us all how a person can live ninety-three years and not have an enemy in the world."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
Applause,
while osso slaps kicky upside the head.
<slaaaap!>
Ouch! Dammit, that's gonna leave a mark!
Scoates steals Kicky's cigarette while he's paying attention to osso, and stomps it under his boot.
That's good, he should quit anyway...
(kidding, kidding,
sort of)..
Slipping banana peel under Seed's armpit..
That is so freaking adorable!!!
Now... let me gear up to go Lucy Lu on everybody's ass in here.
I knew everyone would chicken out as soon as I'd come in.
<still prepared... and waiting>
Yawns... Looks around... Disarms.
FIIIIIIIIINE!
<kicky pushes piano off roof, snickering>
<wiping off the sleeping drool>
ahhhn? I heard something.
<piano hurtling towards her from above>
