@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:
I don't know about the rest of you but I am on pins and needles.
Joe(I don't know which hurts more)Nation
Thank you joe for your support in this. I really need it right now.
Here's what happened since my last post, hopefully it will calm some of your worries about me.
I drove as quickly as I could over to the nearest Target, about 2.5 miles away. I must have looked like a crazy person, looking all over for paper lawn bags. Finally I ran across one of the Target red shirts and almost collapsed in her arms, pleading with her to help me find these bags. She seemed to understand my dilemma, even without me mentioning Roberto by name. We were quite close to the prize, but....and this I'm finding hard to write.....they only had PLASTIC lawn bags. I was sure I was making a mistake, but what else was I to do? I bought them. There, I said it. I bought a box of plastic lawn bags.
Well, where else could things go but downhill?
I ran back to the car and got back on the road as quickly as I could. Looking down, I just about fainted behind the wheel, seeing that the low fuel indicator had lit up!
Oh come on! At a time like this?!
I decided to cast my entire life to the Fates, and pulled into a 7-11, and quickly purchased enough gas to see me through Friday, when a new credit card cylce starts.
I sped the remaining mile home, roaring and skidding into the driveway, only to see....I hope everyone is sitting down.....Wally standing there talking to Roberto!!!!!!!!!
What was he doing home? Did he know how easy Roberto was to talk to? Think chai, think!!
Wally walks towards me, I sense his ire. Or maybe it was just gas. I look beyond Wally, and Roberto glances up at me. I can see it in his eyes, him saying "Be careful, watch what you say"
I steel myself, calling upon all my strength. With Roberto's silent support, I suddenly feel all the tension flowing away from me. I can deal with this, and I will.
I hand Wally the box of plastic lawn bags and in a steady voice said "Would you please give these to Roberto? He said he needed them."
Oh the humanities! Wally looks at me and says "The recycling truck won't take the lawn trimmings and branches off unless they're in paper bags." I quickly tried to explain, but Wally didn't seem interested. What was preoccupying him? As if I didn't know.
Coldly it seemed, he said "Don't worry, Bill has extra paper lawn bags in his shed. I'll just borrow some from him" and before I could even absorb all this, he had gone, leaving me standing there, holding a box of plastic lawn bags, with fortunately, my back turned to Roberto. I'm so glad he couldn't see my face just then.
Did I keep the receipt? Thankfully, yes.