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Wed 6 Nov, 2013 05:07 am
DOES DOG EXIST?
I say that no one knows--but acanists who say there is no Dog cannot know that, but that canists who say there is a Dog can, possibly, know that. This was, obviously, sparked by all the hooplah over intelligent pooping--does poop just happen, or is it evidence of Dog? If Dog is possible, then intelligent pooping is certainly possible. In fact, if there is a Dog, intelligent pooping would be the most sensible explanation for poop happening.
I'm a Pooper Scooper. I have special, secret knowledge. I will share the pronouncements, but not the secret. Come to my Sekrit Kennel Meetings to learn more. Please bring treats.
Beware of false Pomeranians . . . wolves in sheep's clothing . . .
@Setanta,
If there is a Dog, is it a Sunny Dog or a Salty Dog or a Sally Dog?
@ossobuco,
The Lord created the Hot Dog on the seventh day, while he rested in the garden by the bbq he'd built on day four.
Does that mean that the Hot Dog is the original and true Dog?
Personally, I have worshipped the Hot Dog for years.
@Lordyaswas,
Do you mean Dog could be a brat?
@ossobuco,
Or something even wurst.
I'll have to find some links....
I exist, or at least my mortgage company believes in me.
I know that Dog exists, and that intelligent pooping takes place, because i have to clean up after Dog's minions here on earth (as it will be in heaven? . . . Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . )
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:I know that Dog exists, and that intelligent pooping takes place, because i have to clean up after Dog's minions here on earth (as it will be in heaven? . . . Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . )
I question your assertion of intelligent pooping., The official priesthood mask that you blatantly wear is proof of your canine inclinations. I hereby present to you the image of Tobias Fleabitis. You may frame and use as an icon, if you wish.
Pax Dogbiscum
@neologist,
Pax Dogbiscum . . . that was pretty damned good . . . but Mr. Bailey and Miss Bella commented that they would rather have seen Pax Dogbiscuit.
Has anybody seen the holy squeaky toy? I know I left it around here someplace.
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:Pax Dogbiscum . . . that was pretty damned good . . . but Mr. Bailey and Miss Bella commented that they would rather have seen Pax Dogbiscuit.
I agree. It should become an official part of the litany.
Pax Dogbiscuit.
Ite, fleabite est.
Perhaps Itche fleabite est.
I'll leave litany in your hands. What did you do with the Holy Chew Toy?
@Setanta,
Diced it up, packaged the bits in individual bite sizes, and sold them as
offerings indulgences.
Dog exists and it evolves in a crossbred Darwinesque fashion:
So, what music do they play in the church of Dog?
Offenbach?
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