@hingehead,
												I remember this song well, and I've trawled the net to find the lyrics.  It was really popular during Christmas 1974; and was often played on commercial (AM) radio stations; I remember especially 2UW and 2SM playing it.  I used to sing it with my friends too, and we'd all have a good laugh.  The lyrics, if I remember correctly were:
First day:  A triple fronted brick veneer home
Second day:  2 Garden gnomes 
Third day:  3 ducks in flight 
Fourth day:  4 jars of vege 
Fifth day:  Fiiiive sausage rolls!
Sixth day:  6 cans of Camp Pie
Seventh day:  7 bathroom tiles
Eighth day:  8 Gold Coast teaspoons
Ninth day:  9 mulga wood ashtrays
Tenth day:  The Bill!!!
with the price of real estate in Australia these days, I'd love someone to give me a triple fronted brick veneer home - worth AUD1M or more in major capital cities in the Land of Oz now.