@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:
Father Christmas is not the same guy as St. Nick. He's the Pagan Holly King reimagined by Christians. As such he's a party animal, and likes a drink.
Given the choice, on Dec 24th, would you rather your kids left you milk and cookies or a drop of the hard stuff?
Since I was once mistaken for Santa Claus**, I gotta go with him. But a decent drop of Scotch would be much more welcome than milk and cookiers.
**I am shovelling snow off the sidewalk when a fellow walks by holding a two year old's hand. I have on a red GIANTS cap...a red and white muffler...and my beard and hair had not been trimmed, because it was winter and I let 'em grow in winter.
The kid went ape...Santa Claus, Santa Claus. The father was laughing his ass off...and explaining that Santa was somewhere else.
It was funny...and much safer than the time I was mistaken for Frank Serpico by a New York City police lieutenant!