@neologist,
Highlighting words. Do you see what you are doing?
You are picking and cutting words and phrases completely out of context to support your doctrine. You are ignoring the Biblical text which as a whole and in context contradicts your doctrine. Let's go to the text one more time which I will put in its entirety because I am taking it in context and the text is clear on its own merit.
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Now the serpent proved to be the most cautious of all the wild beasts of the field that Jehovah God had made. So it began to say to the woman: “Is it really so that God said YOU must not eat from every tree of the garden?”2At this the woman said to the serpent: “Of the fruit of the trees of the garden we may eat.3But as for [eating] of the fruit of the tree that is in the middle of the garden, God has said, ‘YOU must not eat from it, no, YOU must not touch it that YOU do not die.’”4At this the serpent said to the woman: “YOU positively will not die.5For God knows that in the very day of YOUR eating from it YOUR eyes are bound to be opened and YOU are bound to be like God, KNOWING good and bad.”
6Consequently the woman saw that the tree was good for food and that it was something to be longed for to the eyes, yes, the tree was desirable to look upon. So she began taking of its fruit and eating it. Afterward she gave some also to her husband when with her and he began eating it.7Then the eyes of both of them became opened and they began to realize that they were naked. Hence they sewed fig leaves together and made loin coverings for themselves.
8Later they heard the voice of Jehovah God walking in the garden about the breezy part of the day, and the man and his wife went into hiding from the face of Jehovah God in between the trees of the garden.9And Jehovah God kept calling to the man and saying to him: “Where are you?”10Finally he said: “Your voice I heard in the garden, but I was afraid because I was naked and so I hid myself.”11At that he said: “Who told you that you were naked? From the tree from which I commanded you not to eat have you eaten?”12And the man went on to say: “The woman whom you gave to be with me, she gave me [fruit] from the tree and so I ate.”13With that Jehovah God said to the woman: “What is this you have done?” To this the woman replied: “The serpent—it deceived me and so I ate.”
14And Jehovah God proceeded to say to the serpent: “Because you have done this thing, you are the cursed one out of all the domestic animals and out of all the wild beasts of the field. Upon your belly you will go and dust is what you will eat all the days of your life.15And I shall put enmity between you and the woman and between your seed and her seed. He will bruise you in the head and you will bruise him in the heel.”
There is no way to spin this Neo. The text is clear.
First the text refers to the serpent as the most cautious "of all the wild beasts. Later God cursed the serpent "out of all the domestic animals and out of all the wild beasts of the field". I am not jumping around to unrelated passages to prove my point. This one passage, in context and as part of the relevant text taken as a whole makes it clear, two times, that the serpent is part of the animal kingdom that God had created.
If this story was about Satan, as a spiritual being that is not part of the animal kingdom speaking through the snake, then the text would have said so. And if this were the case, than God would not have punished the snake.
The story you are telling is not Biblical and it doesn't make sense with the actual text.