Any chance of you changing your name to something more believable like proselytisingzealotiq85?
Sounds good to me, though I prefer to think of him as predicting the Age of Aquarius.
The hope of Christians is that there will be a new world, better than this one.
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7 Then the Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.
8 Now the Lord God had planted a garden in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed. 9 The Lord God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
10 A river watering the garden flowed from Eden; from there it was separated into four headwaters. 11 The name of the first is the Pishon; it winds through the entire land of Havilah, where there is gold. 12 (The gold of that land is good; aromatic resin and onyx are also there.) 13 The name of the second river is the Gihon; it winds through the entire land of Cush. 14 The name of the third river is the Tigris; it runs along the east side of Ashur. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.
15 The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. 16 And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”
18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a partner for him. He will need someone so he can have lots of gay sex.”
19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. 20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.
But for Adam no suitable partner for wild gay sex was found. 21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took two of the man’s extra gonads and extra rod, and then closed up the place with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made another man from the extras he had taken out of the man, and he brought him to the man.
23 The man said,
“Dude, Steve is hot! Thanks God! I shall teach him how to know me. In the throat. And in my backside.”
24 That is why a man goes off hunting for cheap thrills. The human race somehow survives without females. I think.
25 Adam and his husband were both naked, and they felt no shame.
3 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to Steve, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
2 Steve said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”
4 “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to Steve. 5 “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
6 When Steve saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, he took some and ate it. He also gave some to his husband, who was with him, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.
8 Then the man and his husband heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. 9 But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?”
10 He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”
11 And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”
12 The man said, “Steve did it.”
13 Then the Lord God said to Steve, “What is this you have done?”
Steve said, “I was deceived by the one-eyed snake, and I opened my mouth.”
14 So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this,
“Cursed are you above all livestock
and all wild animals!
You will crawl on your belly
and you will eat dust
all the days of your life.
15 And I will put enmity
between you and this woman,
and between your offspring and hers;
he will crush your head,
and you will strike his heel.”
16 Steve wondered why he was now being called a woman. But God said,
“I will make you a woman. And the man will no longer want gay sex
but shall instead desire you for your boobs, though he shall still like
oral and anal sex on occasion. You will not be able to give him anything,
only be able to take it like a little bitch. I will make your penis into a clit."
And Steve was surprised at God's rough language, yet he continued,
"I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
but there shall be no more gay sex for you.
In fact, he shall declare it a sin.”
17 To Adam he said, “Because you listened to Steve and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you, ‘You must not eat from it,’
“Cursed is the ground because of you;
through painful toil you will eat food from it
all the days of your life.
18 It will produce thorns and thistles for you,
and you will eat the plants of the field.
19 By the sweat of your brow
you will eat your food
until you return to the ground,
since from it you were taken;
for dust you are
and to dust you will return.”
And Adam grinned, because Steve got the far worse deal, but Steve resolved that every generation of women would be nagging to their husbands.
20 Adam named his new wife Eve, because she would become the mother of all the living.
You should think through the implications of Make America Great Again. It heavily implies two things: (1) America used to have greatness, and (2) some dipshits fucked it up.
This is true for the entire world. Btw, they always had this mindset. Both in America and generally. Or don't you remember the story of Adam and Steve?
Totally What The Bible Says wrote:2
7 Then the Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.
8 Now the Lord God had planted a garden in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed. 9 The Lord God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
10 A river watering the garden flowed from Eden; from there it was separated into four headwaters. 11 The name of the first is the Pishon; it winds through the entire land of Havilah, where there is gold. 12 (The gold of that land is good; aromatic resin and onyx are also there.) 13 The name of the second river is the Gihon; it winds through the entire land of Cush. 14 The name of the third river is the Tigris; it runs along the east side of Ashur. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.
15 The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. 16 And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”
18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a partner for him. He will need someone so he can have lots of gay sex.”
19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. 20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.
But for Adam no suitable partner for wild gay sex was found. 21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took two of the man’s extra gonads and extra rod, and then closed up the place with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made another man from the extras he had taken out of the man, and he brought him to the man.
23 The man said,
“Dude, Steve is hot! Thanks God! I shall teach him how to know me. In the throat. And in my backside.”
24 That is why a man goes off hunting for cheap thrills. The human race somehow survives without females. I think.
25 Adam and his husband were both naked, and they felt no shame.
3 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to Steve, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
2 Steve said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”
4 “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to Steve. 5 “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
6 When Steve saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, he took some and ate it. He also gave some to his husband, who was with him, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.
8 Then the man and his husband heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. 9 But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?”
10 He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”
11 And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”
12 The man said, “Steve did it.”
13 Then the Lord God said to Steve, “What is this you have done?”
Steve said, “I was deceived by the one-eyed snake, and I opened my mouth.”
14 So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this,
“Cursed are you above all livestock
and all wild animals!
You will crawl on your belly
and you will eat dust
all the days of your life.
15 And I will put enmity
between you and this woman,
and between your offspring and hers;
he will crush your head,
and you will strike his heel.”
16 Steve wondered why he was now being called a woman. But God said,
“I will make you a woman. And the man will no longer want gay sex
but shall instead desire you for your boobs, though he shall still like
oral and anal sex on occasion. You will not be able to give him anything,
only be able to take it like a little bitch. I will make your penis into a clit."
And Steve was surprised at God's rough language, yet he continued,
"I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
but there shall be no more gay sex for you.
In fact, he shall declare it a sin.”
17 To Adam he said, “Because you listened to Steve and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you, ‘You must not eat from it,’
“Cursed is the ground because of you;
through painful toil you will eat food from it
all the days of your life.
18 It will produce thorns and thistles for you,
and you will eat the plants of the field.
19 By the sweat of your brow
you will eat your food
until you return to the ground,
since from it you were taken;
for dust you are
and to dust you will return.”
And Adam grinned, because Steve got the far worse deal, but Steve resolved that every generation of women would be nagging to their husbands.
20 Adam named his new wife Eve, because she would become the mother of all the living.
What's that you say? Adam was heterosexual? Her name was Eve? Bah, the gay community will never go for that...
John Winthrop looked over the landscape of America, and envisioned a "City on a hill." The idea that America would, for better or worse, show the rest of the world a model of how to make a proper go of things. And indeed, they went from a large nation of rural yokels to a nation that put a stop to slavery, to people who developed the nuke, sent rockets to space, and invented computers and other modern devices.
And then we had woke idiots tell us that we should view our nation as having started with slavery, and brush aside any accomplishments since then. Yeah, you're damned right we need to Make America Great Again. But our elections are probably likely to be deeply rigged, so ummm good luck with that. Also, thanks everyone for making this possible. I really love living in Biden's America. Not.