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Do not feed the squirrels

 
 
jcboy
 
Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 08:53 am
We had a large bag of unsalted peanuts in the shells then it disappeared so I bought another bag. I thought Antonio was snacking on them but I didn’t see any peanut shells in the trash bin. This morning he was standing on the front porch tossing them to the squirrels. He’s been doing it for over a week and we now have at least twenty-five squirrels hanging around the house. They can jump from the tree to the roof, pesky little critters can do some damage if they get in the attic. Sigh!
 
DavJohanis
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 09:13 am
@jcboy,
Squirrels are awesome, a real psychological benefit. -IMO


Edit:
Clearly that was worth a thumb down... Rolling Eyes

Maybe not....
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 09:16 am
@jcboy,
Beware the rare Ninja Squirrel.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 10:43 am
@jcboy,
squirrels are good eatin. They are the secret ingredient in Brunswick Stew
DavJohanis
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 11:39 am
@farmerman,
Very minuscule amount of meat, I would stick to wood pigeons, they are nice.
So I am told at least, also pheasant on a spit was lovely to me.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 12:24 pm
@farmerman,
That’s what my friend Brad is always saying. He’s a country boy from South Carolina. Razz
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jcboy
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 12:29 pm
@jespah,
LOL just showed that to him, he loved it! still laughing about it Razz
InfraBlue
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 12:35 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

squirrels are good eatin. They are the secret ingredient in Brunswick Stew


Does it taste like chicken?
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trying2learn
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 12:36 pm
@jespah,
That was cute!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 02:14 pm
Can you catch sylvatic plague by eating a squirrel gone bad? As opposed to being bitten by a flea which had fed on squirrel blood?
roger
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 02:29 pm
@ossobuco,
Our squirrels have been raised in good Christian homes. They don't "go bad".
jcboy
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 03:02 pm
@ossobuco,
I’ve never eaten rodent before and I’m not about to start now. All squirrels are is a giant rat with a fury tail. Cool
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 03:22 pm
@jcboy,
    http://www.snopes.com/photos/food/graphics/rats09_small.jpg                                  RAT, the other white meat.


Squirrel is a sdifferent from a rat as a rabbit is different from a beaver


roger
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 03:25 pm
@farmerman,
'Bout the same, in other words.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 04:16 pm
@jcboy,
I'm afraid to broadcast it around here - the squirrels'll get ideas. 8)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 05:11 pm
Squirrels, rabbits, possums, coons . . . they're all good eatin' and the only cost is for the 22 longs . . .
DavJohanis
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 07:30 pm
@Setanta,
Under orders to eat like the real human monster I was supposed to be, too... Dont think for a minute I wouldn't change every last one of you lying hiding weasely ******* dick heads..

And yes Under orders to be angry too.

Out!
if you believe a word of what I wrote I will be back.
Those are the orders or forces upon me!
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jan, 2013 08:13 pm
@DavJohanis,
Time for the late night galvanic treatment eh?
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jan, 2013 02:23 am
@farmerman,
Squirrels are so CUTE though!
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jan, 2013 03:42 am
The reason that i prefer meat loaf to squirrel or possum is that with meatloaf, i don't have to gut it, skin it and clean it.
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