Country girl needs Enlightenment

Either that or a drag queen! I've seen some amazing looking guys all dolled up!

One time on a date, we were looking for a bar where we could watch the Yankees, and we ended up in a tranny bar in the village! Those women/men were wild! One of them flashed a boob at me and kept doing this teasing move with her tongue at me. Kind of scary. They had an upstairs, where all the women/men would walk above, so you could look up their dresses. Disgusting, but pretty damn funny too!

The El Cid neighborhood in San Jose, Costa Rica had some of the most beautiful men I've ever seen. Before we realized they were men, and while we were gawking, a cab driver literally cut us off, stopped and jumped out and said "No, no, Es hombres!" and handed us cards to a nearby casino/stripclub/whorehouse. Honestly, I'm not sure I've seen prettier women in such numbers.

Bill, I gotta say, if I didn't know they were men, those girls/guys were pretty hot! It's crazy!

Kickykan, I'm sure when you DO know it's a man, you think they're pretty hot.

Hey, it's ok. Some people prefer Pepsi over Coke, and you....dig trannys.

hmm; 'cow tipping'.........

is that what goes on at 'strip bars'?

and, on a more refined note;

did you know that Betelgeus (of 'Beetle Juice' fame) is a red giant thousands of times bigger than the sun, but nowhere near its partner in the constellation Orion, Rigel which is a blue star only brighter in magnitude because of its relative closeness.

das gotta be wowth a poynd!

Hey Slappy! What a guy does in the privacy of their own home with a woman or a confused young man is nobody's business but their own!

That reminds me of another story. I knew someone who went out with a woman for about six months and then found out that she used to be a man! It really f*cked his head up. Nasty!

I'm just wondering how the hell they didn't figure it out. First off, they went 6 months without having sex? If they did, didn't that guy realize the difference "down below?"

Did he beat the piss out of her? She/he deserves it for not being honest.

"used to be a man"....those are the operative words...

Shoulda, woulda, coulda....but the "she" in this case should have been honest at the start, I agree.

I don't know exactly how he handled it, to tell you the truth. I used to jam at a studio with a bunch of friends, and he played guitar with us a few times, but I didn't know him that well. As you can imagine, he wasn't exactly spreading the story around. I heard about it through somebody else. All I know for sure is that he was walking around like a zombie for awhile, and they definitely broke up after that.

Would it be socially acceptable to beat her up, since technically he wasn't hitting a woman, but a man?

I knew a guy something like that happened to in TX.....acceptible or not the uhhhhh "woman" got her asskicked.

A tranny is not above an ass-whooping in that case.

I don't get the really ugly trannies. The ones who look like guys in heels. What are the chances they ever get laid?

Well, people have had sex with Slappy, so I guess anyone's got a chance.

That's right, kickykan. As long as you consider "being watched in your bedroom as Slappy abuses himself in the tree outside watching" as having sex, then plenty of chicks have had the sex with me.

LOL

Thanks for the disgusting mental image.

Hey horndog, now you know how I feel!

Beer VENDING MACHINES!!! I just learned that

Only place I've ever seen them was on a military base.......

monger said that japan has beer vending machines.