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Country girl needs Enlightenment

 
 
Eva
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 09:42 am
I'm a city kid, too. I DO know what tippin' is, but what are hogging & crickin'?

BTW, the country sounds like a dangerous place to me. Wild animals, no nearby neighbors, miles to the nearest hospital...ooh.
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safecracker
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 01:45 pm
Eva, no nearby neighbors is great and i like animals.

hogging is the redneck way to catch catfish, tie a cinder block around your waist jump in the creek, to get air u jump with all your might and get about a 1/2 second to breathe when u catch a fish drop the block and come up

even i donno what crickin is
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 02:07 pm
Crickin? I grew up in a small development, and we had a crick. I used to catch frogs all the time in that thing. Is that what crickin' is?
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soserene
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 03:36 pm
I once knew this guy from L.A. or some such city, and he could not believe how people around here went crickin with such abandon lol. He said that where he is from, you don't just jump in water unless you know exactly where it's coming from, and where it's going to. Crickin is like a "road trip" for country folk. Everyone piles into the back of the truck when it's really hot outside, with a cooler or what have ya, and everytime you come to a body of water... everyone jumps in to cool off!! A senseless waste of time, yes.. but ahhhh the memories.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 03:38 pm
Shocked I thought hoggin was when a group of otherwise normal men set out to land the least desirable female possible, to see who can find her. Confused

Crickin doesn't sound that bad at all. :wink:
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 03:57 pm
Bill, that's what I thought it was too. And yes, Crickin' sounds pretty awesome. As long as there's booze involved.
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soserene
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 04:15 pm
Another Windsor Missouri past time for ya....
(often played while intoxicated)
would be smothering a piglet in crisco and turning it loose in the barn to see who can catch it... (sometimes takes HOURS)
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soserene
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 04:15 pm
Well, if you get down around these parts this summer kickycan and bill, let me know and we'll do it!
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safecracker
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 04:35 pm
soserene wrote:
Another Windsor Missouri past time for ya....
(often played while intoxicated)
would be smothering a piglet in crisco and turning it loose in the barn to see who can catch it... (sometimes takes HOURS)


We do that in GA too lol.....I've went crickin' before but didn't know it had a name.
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 04:53 pm
I heard that in Australia they stuff sheep, then again, lots of things are strange down under.....
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 04:57 pm
Quote:
Fun With Cows



Sometime at night just for fun you should go out tipping cows! or better yet spray paint messages on them for the farmer. Warning More people are killed by cows than sharks every year!!!


http://www.rotteneggs.com/se/1312.html
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 04:58 pm
Of course, round my parts we just go snipe hunting Cool wanta go Question It would be loads of fun with a valleydicterin. Is that sumpin' like them valley girls I hear about?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 04:59 pm
I know what THAT is!
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safecracker
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 05:20 pm
ever caught 1 in your gunny sack? lol
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 05:33 pm
And I thought "hoggin" was going out picking up fat chicks.

In Boston, you do not use turn signals while driving. It's a sign of weakness. And if someone is going 10mph OVER the speed limit or less, you have to tailgate them, then follow them until they pull over and beat the ever-living piss out of them.
Hey, it's just what you do.

And for some reason, Chinatown is full of fat disgusting prostitutes. Ironically, none of them are Asian.
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 05:37 pm
Absolutely nobody can explain Hugh Grant syndrome - go figure. And Lance Rensle flashed little girls, why??????????
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 05:47 pm
Here in West Palm, Slappy, if you see a decent looking prostitute on the street; you can be pretty sure it's a cop... Or so I'm told. :wink:
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Eve
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 06:10 pm
And I have been told not to trust nuns in New York - many of them have bad habits!
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 06:34 pm
If your a little boy, stay away from the priests - also......
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Feb, 2004 08:36 pm
Here's a simple one. If you come to visit New York, bring lots and lots and lots and LOTS of money.
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