Pants that fit a man

Men...such odd creatures...

Unlike the wimmins, who are an alien species from outer space . . .

But at least our pants fit.

The thing that most of the men with big bellies don't realize is that for every extra inch of girth they lose a 1/2 inch of, um, shaft travel.
If you can't see your shoes while standing, you might as well admit you've only got about 4" to offer a partner.
On the other hand, lose 30 pounds and gain about two inches.

Joe(then maybe you won't have to be using that other hand)Nation

not necessarily

True - there are those few "people of walmart" type. But most us women tend to wear our pants so that they fit.

you obviously haven't spent much time looking around. Does the term "muffin top" mean anything to you? When I was a young man if a woman wanted to wear "hip huggers" and short tops it was the province of fit, slim women. Now if you look like one of the dancing hippos in a Disney cartoon it's okay to wear them anyway. I suppose it's good in a sense that young women are more encouraged to wear what they like without adhering to some body type standard and I mean that sincerely, but it sure is rough on the eyes and just plain bad fashion sense. I'm in pretty good shape for a 62 year old man but I wouldn't hit the beach in a speedo out of respect for my fellow citizens and the shred of dignity I still maintain.

Well if I can speak for the women here - we certainly appreciate your modesty.

Perhaps the muffin tops could get together with the pants impared men. That could be a possible solution.

now you're ignoring the horrific results of all those combined genes. think of the children.

Here, let's have some fun with an otherwise stupid and boring thread.

Mid-Atlantic, the ship is going down, everyone is panicking. A cop, a lawyer and a priest are standing on the boat deck. The cop says: "Save the women first, save the children!" The lawyer says: "F**k the children!" The priest says: "Do you think we'll have time?"

add a rabbi to say "out of what?"

hehehehehehe . . . COL (chuckle out loud) . . .