PROFOUND PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION

A gem i had never before encountered . . . Thanks Thomas!

Right or wrong, you've sure got the patter down - I guess.

In Philosophy 101, they told me Descartes had been mistranslated from the original Latin, and what he had actually said was,
"I shrink, therefore I am not pre-washed."

I shrink, therefore the shower is too damn cold.

Mate, take the libido in your hands (Matura, dum libido manet) ...

Heat the water and we might talk.

It was a parody inspired by my participation on philosophy threads. If you spend any time on those threads the terminology will eventually seep into your brain.

If you become too accustomed to the terminology, however, you will never be able to have a normal conversation.