I am aware of that. There's a job assessment program I can register for through my local employment center that teaches people how to use these programs. I have working copies of these programs- now I am going to use this assessment program to teach myself these programs.
OK...here in your own words...the tense you use indicates that you haven't as of yet done this. One has to draw the conclusion that you lie like a rug!
Furthermore, Quark...and Photoshop are far too complicated to learn in a short period of time. You haven't demonstrated so far that you have a reasonable ability to read and/or comprehend what you read.