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Fri 19 Aug, 2011 07:53 am
According to a couple of emails I've just received lately... there are actually HUNDREDS of mature women in the area dying to meet me AND, if that wasn't enough, they all seem to be so beautiful you'd think they were 30, have giant knockers AND ARE HORNY!!!! Wow!!!!! Do you think I should send in my credit card info so I can meetup with some of these Goddesses?
@blueveinedthrobber,
30
i've got HORNY COLLEGE BABES dying to know me
and i've got a line on 25% of Miss Miss Faith Justin Yo's fathers 10.2 million dollar fortune (all i need to do is help them get the money from a bank in Namibia)
@blueveinedthrobber,
Sure. What do you have to lose?
@blueveinedthrobber,
might as well go for it, send them the info, and be sure to sign over any valuables you have as well so they can sell them off and get the cash to help pay for that European vacation.
Oh wait, you said Goddesses....are these the ones Charlie Sheen had? You know Goddess #40 looked a little crazy, you better be careful.
@blueveinedthrobber,
I happen to be one of those women. Yes you should definitely send in your credit card info.
@blueveinedthrobber,
Don't forget to include your SSN and your ATM PIN.
@maxdancona,
maxdancona wrote:
I happen to be one of those women. Yes you should definitely send in your credit card info.
I'll need to see a photo first please..nude...front and back. also a financial statement
@blueveinedthrobber,
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
maxdancona wrote:
I happen to be one of those women. Yes you should definitely send in your credit card info.
I'll need to see a photo first please..nude...front and back. also a financial statement
How about one so straight up the poop shute you can see her brain??? Judging from the guys at the Y; if you was to see most folks naked it would be worth some serious money to get them to get back into their clothes...
@blueveinedthrobber,
Well, according to one website, I've been the one-millionth visitor (for 5 days in a row lol) and I'M GETTING A FREE LAPTOP!!!
@blueveinedthrobber,
It must be a scam because I get them all the time too and I’m as gay as a goose HAHAHAHA
Well jcboy I am not gay, but I am almost pathologically straight laced in the way I conduct myself monogamously . Ask any of my 4 ex wives.
@Irishk,
Quote:and I'M GETTING A FREE LAPTOP!!!
You missed the small print, Irish - that's a Free Laptop dance.
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