Hee hee! Yeah, I had non-cooking parents, too. Well, my dad
cooked, but...
There was a lot of er um experimental stuff going on, often way WAY
WAY spicy.
My mom cooked just fine when she did, and baked quite well (yummy carrot cake, rhubarb crisp), just didn't do it very often at all.
The annoying thing about my dad is that all of that failed experimenting on us/ me (parents divorced when I was 13, 13-18 I was the sole guinea pig) actually had results, and NOW he's a good cook!! Like, really good. Ah well.