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whats all this "technology" stuff about?

 
 
Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:10 am
I heard they have touch screens now, but im touching my screen and it doesnt do anything except make a bunch of ugly colors! whats up with this doohicky crap???
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:17 am
I could be wrong here, but I'd guess it's because yours isn't a touch screen.
hamilton
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:19 am
@MontereyJack,
no! it's apple, so everything is touch screen!
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:23 am
ah, there's your problem.
the prince
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:40 am
@MontereyJack,
I thought apple was a fruit?
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:43 am
@hamilton,
It was removed from all Apple computers as part of the debt ceiling compromise.
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hamilton
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:51 am
@the prince,
maybe that's how they are so far ahead. they stuff apples in their computers!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:52 am
@hamilton,
Hamilton, you're supposed to touch your screen with a ballpin hammer silly. If tapping the screen doesn't work then hit it harder until it works.

Sheesh!! What an uneducated luddite! Rolling Eyes Razz
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:53 am
@tsarstepan,
Oh, the Goldman method!

(I'm figuring Tsar is speaking of a ball peen hammer not a ball pin hammer although maybe it's a ballpoint pen attached to a hammerhead shark.)
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hamilton
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 08:56 am
@tsarstepan,
ohh...
warning! blond joke ahead!
a blond has a ding in her car. she takes it into a repair shop, and he, seeing she is a dumb blond, tells her that she can fix this herself, by blowing into the car exhaust. so she goes home and does that. after an hour, her friend, also a blond, comes in, and asks, "what are you doing?". the first blond explains why she is doing that, and says "i've been going forever, but the ding wont come out!"
the second one says "dummy! you have the window's rolled down. roll them up!"
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 09:01 am
@hamilton,
Ahhh...an apple a day, keep the support guy away???
hamilton
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 09:02 am
@the prince,
and the dentist! to birds with one apple!
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