@wmwcjr,
J Goldman's problem is that he most definitely is gay. That's why he's a thirty year old virgin, and why he claims homosexuality is a choice. His twisted "religion" fills him with self-loathing. He screams abuse at JCBoy, but is the same time fascinated by him.
His heterosexual dream fantasy is unattainable oriental women, whose elfin charms show his underlying love of all things kitsch. He's not attracted to the girl next door for a reason.
He tries to escape from his desires by indulging in chilhood fantasies, cartoons and the like. He never actually does anything because that would give him time to think, which would set off another session of self-loathing. Instead he argues and 'researches,' and shouts at gays, because a homosexual in denial would never do that, would they?