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DO NOT DISCUSS SEX WITH ME

 
 
hawkeye10
 
  1  
Thu 11 Aug, 2011 10:53 pm
@firefly,
firefly wrote:

Quote:
JGoldman asks if we think she's pretty

Yes, but, can she cook?

if she is good in bed who cares.......
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Sturgis
 
  2  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 08:31 am
@JGoldman10,
hey there Judah, how's that being a virgin living in the basement of a funeral parlor by the railroad tracks going for you lately? Wank and crank a load looking at Elmer Fudd again? Yeah it was on the national news, "JGoldman gets it on with Bugs Bunny and friends" Scott Pelley really seemed ticked off he had to read that stuff.
JGoldman10
 
  -1  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 09:16 am
@Sturgis,
I am not a furry and BESTIALITY is a sin.

I always thought DAFFY DUCK was funnier than BUGS BUNNY.
Sturgis
 
  2  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 09:19 am
@JGoldman10,
...and hotter too, no doubt.
JGoldman10
 
  -1  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 09:22 am
@Sturgis,
I am not gay you spazz.
Sturgis
 
  2  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 09:24 am
@JGoldman10,
Are you slandering Daffy now, saying he was gay? Where's the proof?
izzythepush
 
  4  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 09:35 am
@JGoldman10,
JGoldman10 wrote:

I am not gay you spazz.


So you think it wrong to swear, but it's acceptable to use words that insult people with Cerebral Palsy?
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Questioner
 
  3  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 09:54 am
@Sturgis,
Daffy is a notorious homosexual. There is video evidence of him giving a billjob to Bugs behind Warner Studios.
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wmwcjr
 
  2  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 10:09 am
Laughing Laughing Laughing

(Yippee! This thread's active again!)



What about Bert and Ernie? Aren't they gay, too?

http://www.nealo.com/toons/data/upimages/berternie1209.jpg
izzythepush
 
  2  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 12:34 pm
@wmwcjr,
J Goldman's problem is that he most definitely is gay. That's why he's a thirty year old virgin, and why he claims homosexuality is a choice. His twisted "religion" fills him with self-loathing. He screams abuse at JCBoy, but is the same time fascinated by him.

His heterosexual dream fantasy is unattainable oriental women, whose elfin charms show his underlying love of all things kitsch. He's not attracted to the girl next door for a reason.

He tries to escape from his desires by indulging in chilhood fantasies, cartoons and the like. He never actually does anything because that would give him time to think, which would set off another session of self-loathing. Instead he argues and 'researches,' and shouts at gays, because a homosexual in denial would never do that, would they?
MMarciano
 
  2  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:00 pm
@izzythepush,
Sounds about right, Morgan is a 27 year old virgin. If he or goldman ever saw a naked woman they would both run screaming.
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JGoldman10
 
  -2  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:08 pm
@izzythepush,
HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN AND AN ABOMINATION.

Leviticus 18:22 - Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is an ABOMINATION.

1 Corinthians 6:8-10
8 No, you yourselves do wrong and cheat, and you do these things to your brethren! 9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals,[a] nor sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God.
JGoldman10
 
  0  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:16 pm
I am 35, not 30.
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Rockhead
 
  4  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:17 pm
@JGoldman10,
I still don't see where he forbade bestiality.

can you point that one out for us?
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Questioner
 
  2  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:18 pm
@JGoldman10,
Not that you'll understand what this means, but here's one for you.

1 Corinthians 5:9-13 ESV

I wrote to you in my letter not to associate with sexually immoral people— not at all meaning the sexually immoral of this world, or the greedy and swindlers, or idolaters, since then you would need to go out of the world. But now I am writing to you not to associate with anyone who bears the name of brother if he is guilty of sexual immorality or greed, or is an idolater, reviler, drunkard, or swindler—not even to eat with such a one. For what have I to do with judging outsiders? Is it not those inside the church whom you are to judge? God judges those outside. “Purge the evil person from among you.”
JGoldman10
 
  -2  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:22 pm
@Questioner,
Didn't I TELL YOU TO STOP RESPONDING TO ME, VIA PM?
JGoldman10
 
  -1  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:23 pm
@wmwcjr,
That's not funny - that's offensive. I grew up with Bert and Ernie.
Rockhead
 
  1  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:23 pm
@JGoldman10,
you're Elmo???
Questioner
 
  1  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:24 pm
@Rockhead,
Oscar.
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JGoldman10
 
  1  
Thu 6 Oct, 2011 01:25 pm
I liked Grover, Telly, Bert and Ernie.
 

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