@Mame,
Mame wrote:
I would have killed them.
Wow Miss Short Fuse, chill out.
They were this close to naming me Josephine or Lois. Then I really would have had to killed them.
It did seem to be an afterthought though, none of the other 4 kids had names that slurred together.
I couldn't even use my middle initial to break it up, since my middle name is Sophie.
Christ almighty, why did they hate me so?