What are ideal professions/jobs for tough guys/street fighters?

A bookies runner is someone who takes bets and runs with them to the bookie (bookmaker). A chocolate speedway driver rides the chocolate speedway.

Chocolate speedway is a gay sex slang term. I just saw that on urbandictionary.com.

They've picked up on it have they? It's not a gay term, it's a non gay term to describe a particular act. It tends to be used by people who are interested in gay sex more for its comic potential than anything else.

It has a rich seam of comic potential, and you've just scratched the surface. Have you investigated any of the other jobtitles. I can post a few more if you want. How about Donkey Milker, Salad Dodger, Bunny Shooter, Sour Apple Quickstepper? Clue: None of them are gay.

I've only been on the urban dictionary a little bit. It's very good for American slang.

You are some kind of SMUT PEDDLER. I am WRITING MY COMICS FOR KIDS. CHILDREN.

How dare you! I don't read smutty comics about gangland cats shagging God knows what, I read comics about the Archbishop Of Canterbury

How about putting these guys into your comic? A Batman and Robin for today's virgin.

Flamenco dancers.

What about lifeguards?
Guardian Angels?

Is that a caption for the photo I submitted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_Angels

Guardian Anals?

...and of course a gardener. I mean think about it! A gardener has all kinds of useful tools at his hands...a power mower, a weed whacker, pruning sheers, a rake and an edger and of course his seeder or he can take his mighty hose and unleash its fury upon villains. Yes, the gardener is always prepared when trouble occurs.

To be honest about it:
I don´t think that you should have any tough guys and street fighters at all in a comic strip for kids and young people.
After all they hear and see so much of that in real life and on TV so what they need is someone very kind and guys full of love and understanding.
What about preachers who preach and win young people to be good and understanding and full of love taking care of animal in need.

They are streetfighters - street gangs that fight crime. They aren't going to use knifes or guns and kill people. There's not going to be blood. They will fight villains but they aren't going to resort to fisticuffs all the time.

They will experiment with being superheroes when things get too tough and dangerous for them to handle in thier own strength.

Walker Texas Ranger fought people with punches and kicks but that is not all he and his partner did when they fought people.

What about hairdresser? That way you'll be able to get your character's hair just about right. I know you've been having problems with this.

Tough guys work in hair salons?

They do have to deal with very harsh chemicals.

Do you have to be tough to work in an animal shelter?