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Thu 19 May, 2011 07:03 pm
before anyone says this is a waste of time, stupid, absurd, silly, or anything along those lines, i both agree and disagree with you. i agree because, duh, its almost completely unlikely to happen. i disagree, because of that almost, and IF that almost is the thing that decides this, i dont want to be a manwich. so rev up your chainsaws, watch your horror flicks, and let loose on zombie intelligence, and ways to survive. this could be the difference between a natural, age related death, and the more painful, zombie chow.
@hamilton,
"Double Tap"... And "Cardio" of course
(you have to have seen ZombieLand to get that)
@hamilton,
I make a point, when entering any room, to scan for potential weapons. And who I'll push if it comes down to a do or die situation. It always helps to plan.
@hamilton,
Quote:before anyone says this is a waste of time, stupid, absurd, silly, or anything along those lines,
No. Not even close. Could actually be the most practical thread ever created. And a timely thread considering we have less then 48 hours until the alleged Apocalypse.
However you defend yourself, knives, swords, chainsaws, etc..., should be out of the question as they draw too much blood. Exposure to zombie blood will be the most likely method of viral transmission of the zombie-creating virus.
Sniper rifle for distance related defense and flame throwers for up close and personal related attacks.
Claymore mines for setting up a defensive perimeter around ones newly created home/fortress.
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:... However you defend yourself ...
I would highly suggest playing past episodes of the The Bachelor / Bachelorette to bore / revolt the heck out of those zombies!
@Reyn,
They'll be killing themselves before the first commercial break Reyn.
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@hamilton,
Are zombies known to kill slowly?
(At last! A totally silly thread!)
@dlowan,
The CDC is on this one!
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
(This is actually really truly the Center for Disease Control. Article about it
here.)
@sozobe,
I saw that yesterday! Mad, mad props to them! What a cool way to get people to the website to learn tips for emergency awareness (I read their website has been swamped with traffic)!
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:Are zombies known to kill slowly?
Only the ones who work for the IRS.
but where is the most secure location, that you can go with out getting chowed down?
alcatraz...?
@hamilton,
the most desolate place you can think of--no people no zombies
Rap
Always carry an umbrella - well - can't hurt!
@sozobe,
If zombies are dead, why do they need to eat?
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:
If zombies are dead, why do they need to eat?
well, thy arent necessarily dead. it could be rabies, swelling the brain, increasing the sections that have to do with aggressiveness's capability, passed through blood, saliva, mucus, and so on. also, it would incite bursts of adrenaline, to make sure that they can withstand what they can.
@margo,
margo wrote:Always carry an umbrella - well - can't hurt!
One should always carry a towel as well.
@Ticomaya,
haha. thats from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, isnt it?
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