@Ionus,
Ionus wrote:
What sort of life do the dead have without sex and beer
(shudder) ...I must go clean and test fire Steve the shotty....some people have started to look at me strangely...I think they might be Zombies !
in that case, they may be. barricade yourself in an abandoned house, draw chalk silhouettes of guns, make wooden barricades on any entrances, that magically fix themselves, and see how long you last.