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Every time I get on a elevator with a woman, I ask her to lie down on the floor me in case the elevator falls.

So far, neither any woman nor any elevator has fallen.

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I've seen stairways with a timer on the lights. Sometimes they turn themselves off before you make it to the top. I would never, ever use an elevator in a joint like that.

LOL Don't think I've ever been in a free-falling elevator, but thanks for the heads up Next time I'm in one and a guy asks me to lie down on the floor, I'll think of Joe (hey, I take advantage of every situation) Nation

Of course this means in the few seconds that it takes for the elevator to drop a person is supposed to somehow hit the floor and lay out flat. In some cases there's simply not that much time, additionally what if the elevator has 6 or 7 soon to be carcasses in it? Should it be allowed for just some to lay down and the others can deafen them with screams after the impact?