I was intrigued by Smiley's statement...
Quote:Gus, sometimes I wonder about you.
I have this vision of Smiley wondering about me, perhaps in a sexual manner, (although I made it quite clear in the "homosexual thread" that I prefer the companionship of elderly church matrons who wear aprons and have apple pies perpetually cooling on window ledges), and I find myself quite flattered that someone would take the time to actually wonder about ol' Gustav.
In appreciation of your kind words, Smiley, I would like to send you a gift. Some time in the next several days you will find a package on your door step. Inside that package will be a box of 12-gauge shells, and a stuffed partridge.
Please accept these gifts, Smiley. And then quite wondering about me -- it's making me nervous.