If a man claims to be Jesus today, how can you tell if it is true or false?

If a man walks up to you in the street, and tells you he's Jesus you're probably in Mexico

The 'I' representing the ego, body, mind, emotions, etc. is someday gone. Before there was the 'I', there was the unmanifested 'I'. Are we returned to the world of the unmanifested form? If so, what does it mean?

Come into my heart and I'll rip a fart.

umm what does that mean????

I don't know, either, but I think it's an interesting question.

If a man on the street corner shouts 'I am Jesus, repent your sins and I will take you to heaven with me', what do you do?

It depends upon whether it says WALK or DONT WALK.

Hint: If it is really Jesus; he would have no butt hole, and no ****...

Don't be an ass... Only you Christians think of God as something external to your being.... Most folks take for granted that the goodness personalized in God must be part of every person, or life is hell... And it does not stop people from joking about it... They are not really joking about God, but about all those who make a fetish of God, and will not let God into their being...

If anyone claims to be Jesus and they're not Nigel Adkins they are a false prophet.

I thought a false prophet was what you showed the IRS.

good one.

REALLY???? Wow i have never in my life herd such bullcrap!!!! God is the best and my savior!! have you never been told that if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all????

That's easy, ask him to walk on water.

No, that's what you show your shareholders.

You really need to put things into perspective. Nigel Adkins took a football team at the bottom of league one,in danger of being relegated to league 2, to second place and promotion to the championships all in one season. Now Jesus never did anything like that now did he?

He was supposed to be the son of God. He should have been able to codify a system of league and game rules. He had twelve disciples, that's enough for a team right there plus a substitute. If he was divine he could have set up the FA, and with that comes the FA cup. And we all know how important that is.

But Jesus didn't do any of that did he? No. He wasted his time walking on water, curing lepers, turning water into wine, wrestling with the devil in the wilderness, and generally preaching love and understanding. He should have been putting it in the back of the net.

GET SOME PERSPECTIVE!

If you are waiting for god to save you you better start swimmin.. God helps those who help themselves which is another way of saying everyone who is in deep **** and gets saved by praying has some testimony that the dead who prayed forgot...

By the way.. You god nuts have had the floor for way too long now... If you didn't like reason, or some ones reason for saying it you smoked 'em... How about: If you have nothing intelligent to add, that you add nothing no matter how much you run on about it???

oh bout you shut up and respect what I think?!?!

*how bout*