As a born again Dogger, I know how much my life has changed since I found Dog, and I want to share the Wags with the world.
Kids need to learn more about Dog, they need more Dog in their lives.
I think Dog superhero cartoons and comics would appeal to kids and I want to create them (the comics, not the kids).
Besides, those cartoons will make me a great deal of money, because Dog is a profitable deity. Then I won't have to work, and I can stay home and post on the internet all day long and thank Dog for my blessings.
Since using Doggie Breath mouthwash, I can spot the non-believers every time I open my mouth--the heathens are the ones who react like this:
They are IDIOTS! I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY THINK! MY DOG'S CRAP NEVER STINKS! WHAT I PUT IN MY MOUTH IS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS!
Setanta is not DOG! DO NOT IDOLIZE HIM! That would be a SIN. I put him on IGNORE. DOG says we should ignore SIN. Then we can cast the first stones. IT IS GOOD TO CAST STONES.
What do you think of my idea for Cowboy Dog cartoons?
If you don't like it, you are an IDIOT! So, BUG OFF!