DO YOU BELIEVE IN DOG?

Wow! How'd you find that one? Great sniffing.

What I get from this picture is that Dog makes the geese fly and migrate on time.

So do i . . . but it's so hard to find plain, white boxer shorts these days.

This entire thread is just a trap for dyslexic Christians.

I knew a dyslexic atheist insomniac once. He'd stay up all night wondering if perhaps there really was a dog.

You probably also believe the sun comes up because a rooster crows somewhere.

I believe in dogs - this song expresses exactly why:

I heard this song the other night - it made me cry- written by my friend Will about his dog, Henry - but it could be about my dog Pearl too:
(Key of G - into is as many 'g's as you wish- time is 3/4 chords are G, EM, D, G
D,D,AM, D
G, EM, D,G
D,D,D,D7



(verse 1)
When I first saw your brown eyes you were lost in the mire
Running three feet of concrete behind six feet of wire
I could tell you were hungry I could feel all your pain
And I swore you would never be lonesome again.

Come along old friend, come along with me
There's a whole world to show you and a lifetime to see
We can run through the forest, we can dance through the years
For time will not touch you again.

(verse 2)
You were soft, you were silky and you ran like the wind
You were always my sister, you were always my friend
And you always played gentle when the kids ragged you round
And you guarded their dreams til their sleeping was sound.

chorus

(verse 3)
You were there for my shakin' you were there for my tears
You were there like a shadow through my craziest years
You forgave in a moment, never working a deal
And a thousand more words couldn't say how I feel

chorus

(verse 4)
Now your legs have grown weary and your eyes have grown old
You'll be climin' no mountains, chasing sheep in the fold
But I know I still love you and I guess when we part
You will stroll into glory with a piece of my heart...

Shouldn't it be ARMANEDDOG?

The Chukchi people of Siberia have had that religion for a thousand years (time estimate based on the DNA differences between Siberian wolves and Siberian huskies). The main tenet of that religion is: the gates to heaven are guarded by all the dogs you have had in your life. Good news!

Yeah, dyspeptic is the worst kind.

Roosters certainly seem to believe that . . .

And if all roosters become extinct, to save the world from a sunless day, I'm prepared to play this youtube video to bring on the morning!

Superheros don't wear shorts, they wear tights.

Do you think they wear shorts under their tights? This is a serious question. DON'T MOCK ME!

What is the best footwear for the superheros in my Dog themed comics? Sandals? Running shoes? Flip flops? Please, I need suggestions.

Do capes make superheros appear more Dog-like? Is a cape necessary? Should it be a removable cape? How about masks? Should Dog superheros wear masks? I need to know this.

When I make millions from my Dog themed comic books, how should I invest it? The stock market? Real estate? Can someone please recommend a good financial adviser. DON'T BE A PESSIMIST AND DRAG ME DOWN. I KNOW I WILL MAKE MILLIONS $$$$ BECAUSE DOG IS A PROFITABLE DEITY. $$$$ THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN DOG AND DEVOTE COMICS TO HIM WILL FIND THE POT OF GOLD. $$$$ THIS IS NOT EXPLOITATION OF DOG! TO EXPLOIT DOG WOULD BE A SIN! I LOVE DOG AND YOU NON-BELIEVING IDIOTS CAN ALL GET LOST!

Should I write my comics in the Serbo-Croatian language? Can someone tell me how to say, "You will go to Hell if you don't agree with me" in Serbo-Croatian.

Do you think I should copyright all of my A2K posts? I am worried people will steal my ideas and claim to be me. THAT PERSON WHO GOT BANNED FROM OTHER FORUMS WAS NOT ME! HE HAD THE SAME NAME AND ASKED THE SAME QUESTIONS, BUT THAT WAS NOT ME! STOP SAYING THOSE THINGS! IDIOTS! WHY DOES EVERYONE IDOLIZE ME?

Who tagged my thread as SPAM? IT IS NOT SPAM! I am not a troll. I am a trained ARTIST. I HAVE GREAT IDEAS! WHAT IDIOT SAID I ASK QUESTIONS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEAS OF MY OWN? THAT IS A LOAD OF CRAP! I AM DOING RESEARCH. DO YOU THINK DISNEY THOUGHT UP MICKEY MOUSE BY HIMSELF?

How did comic book artists get their ideas before there were computers and the internet? How did they do RESEARCH?

Sit Sport. Stay.

Good boy!

I like your Doggy style...

you're all mad! MAD, I SAY!

Seriously odd!

At least we ain't no cats . . . THE SPAWN OF SATAN ! ! !