Why are there still Australians on this site?

[size=7]<the plan is working>[/size]

[size=7]yeh, but is it working fast enough?![/size]

Glad to see you back Gustuvwhatsit - you started this thing and then you buggered off and let that rabbit put a NOSEXHEX on me!

Wait'll you see the hex I decide to put on Gus....

[size=7]see - its not working fast enough ...[/size]

'Sright.

Don' worry, Eve, I talked with my friend, Chuck the Genie of Sexual Activity, and he assured me he will open the floodgates for you. Your life will be filled with shuddering, orgasmic moments that will leave you limp as a noodle.

He also assured me that Dlowan's sexual partners in the future will be limited to shriveled up Aborigines that are no younger than eighty years of age. Hers will be an eternal struggle, one that will leave her in a perpetual state of sexual frustration.

Don't thank me..... thank Chuck.

'Swrong...

See you later - I am going to rest up in anticipation.

Walter put up a painting of the Ark, which reminded me of the age-old question:

Why didn't Noah squash these mosquitos while he had the chance?

baksheesh...

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a cigarette smoking Killer Coney
Has given you the call.

Ever notice how the Ozzies are preponderantly wimmins--evil wimmins . . . don't try to tell me that's just coincidence . . .

I think the likes of Moondoggy, Stillwater, Adrian et al gonna be unhappy wiv that one...

I think thee be just three women? Margo, Msolga - and moi - the other female Aussie seems to have disappeared. But 'tis early - I may be confoozled.

Perhaps - with our combined intellectual power and charm we fight above our weight????

Feather Weight to Fly Weight . . . not much of a climb . . .

Gosh, Nimh, where were you trying to go with that one?

Setanta
I think it is that the Aussie women are evolving a little quicker than the men who still have a little trouble putting words together into sentences.

Hmmmmm.....

For all of yer Ozzie slaggin', yer one of the wimmins, all the same . . . one expects these things from evil wimmins . . .

Eeeeeevvil wimmens. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvil.