jeez dem Kiwis is stroppy!
Can't think what for, though! Bit like brazen kids, I guess!
Eve wrote:Just jog my memory there Msolga
Er, well Eve, there's this situation where half the population of NZ appears to have migrated to Oz. You can't walk down the street without bumping into a gaggle of kiwis!
They're everywhere!
Are they invading?
I need to make emends
I really must confess
I like my Aussie friends
Although you wouldn't guess
As for being invaded
By my New Zealand mates
It raises the average IQ
Of both our sovereign states.
I must confess I'm rather fond of kiwis, too! Especially the edible variety! :wink:
The rabbit does protest
She doesn't like my rhyme
Oh well, can't please em all
Perhaps another time
She really isn't bad
Considering she's a rabbit
I would like her even more
Without that smoking habit.
I'm really fond of bunny
'cause she's full of wit and sass
I wouldn't really use her kind
to wipe my ursine.....
well...you get the idea...
If Eve made like her goddamn ape
And spake no hint of evil
With furry paws I'd stroke her nape
And groom off louse and weevil.
But since, alas, her words me vex,
She'll only know the Bunny's hex,
From this day forth, for long months six
Her life shall be devoid of sex,
And though she moans, and says it sucks,
There's nothing can this hex unfix!
(Only Australians and New Zealanders will know why that last verse is funny.....)
bunnies who make monkeys moan ... this place is getting too crazy for me, i tell you
Bear - heeheheheehehhhheeeeeee - I am cogitating on my reply....
Nimh - it's a zoo here, a zoo I tell ya...
nimh wrote:bunnies who make monkeys moan ... this place is getting too crazy for me, i tell you
Didn't you know that
a) the Britsih sent all there best reputated citizens down under centuries ago
and
b) these
landed on the other site of that insula?
The Aussies can be fun
I really ought to know
I went and married one
That was too far to go
So here's my little clue
About this wondrous race
The thing you have to do
Is keep them in their place
For if they get control
I'll bet within the year
We'll all be overrun
With racehorses and beer!
Perhaps there is just a glimmer of hope for you then - you cannot be a trueblooded Aussie.
And the sex I can probably live without but don't pick on my Goddam ape!
Will......anytimer I like......
heehee
pinches ape's arse as she scampers off....
There once was an Aussie named Babbit
who picked up a most peculiar habit
he extended his bone
and let out a moan
As he relentlessly pounded a rabbit
heh, Walter
So anyway, eh, why are there still Australians on this site?
After that limerick, I am sure I cannot tell you.
