Changing Names

I thought psychopathic killers had three names.

Oh my, it's worse than I thought.
My last name is on the list too.
Oh me oh my,
Is that a tremor in my hand, Oh dear me,
Doomed, doomed I say,
Butter me, i'm toast

May I suggest Marion.

I don't think it's been done backwards yet.

you could be known as the duck...

My brother's middle name was Wayne. It's just coincidence ...

You could change your name to W. Ayne Phil.

red rum, RED RUM!

how about Garth.

and you could wear a big stetson(to cover your bald spot), and drive a pacer with a tape deck...

I think you're setting me up for all the morion and quack jokes aren't ya,
but I'm waaay to paranoid for that,
I could go with goldmember

I hope you're right, it the twitchy eye and the tremor in my hand that worries me.

Hey, that's catchy. Don't know about the Phil though, that seems to have a bad association around here too.

Calm down. The Social Security Administration database lists first and middle names, so here goes: "Wayne" as first name peaked in popularity in 1946 and declined steeply thereafter. Some of the men so named used it as a middle name for their sons - that's another 40 to 50 years down the line. The frequency distributions for those born after 1946 for "Wayne" as first name are lower, not higher, when comparing general population to prison inmates (on different databases). To sum up: if you were born after 1946 AND Wayne is your first name, you got nothing to worry about; but if it's your middle name - worry!

LOL. That's good news. So my psychaotic symptoms have nothing to do with my name.

The classic middle name

probably just the wayne and whacks of the moon