HOW MANY MEMBERS HERE ARE GODLESS HEATHENS?

@ehBeth,

How about a hapless peahen? Me, that is..

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Guardless prisons are a real blast.

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@edgarblythe,

Brussels Griffons tend to bark.

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images7/Griffon_Bruxellois_sherway-griffons.jpg

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I'm the leader of a tribe of very unsuccessful fishermen.

I'm a scrodless chieftain.

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saab, this is the kind of goth I was thinking of

http://www.metalpodcast.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/goth-card.png

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but, hey, Swedish Goths who msy not wear black lipstick are perfectly acceptable too.
Strangely enough, I just finished reading a science-fiction novella by Poul Anderson about a time-travelling researcher who gets mistaken for the god Wotan while observing Ostrogoths in 372 AD, "The Sorrows of Odin the Goth"

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I am deeply religious; I just know in my heart of hearts that God is looking out for me.

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He certainly has no compunctions about letting his followers die in wars, diseases and plagues, accidents, and natural disasters. I'd still look both ways when crossing the street if I were you. Oh, and don't get too close to people who have runny noses and are coughing a lot.

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@Setanta,

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OK, I'm one . . . howzaboutyou?

Yeah, me, too.

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@Joe Nation,

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Wouldn't it be great though, if god existed?

Nah, it's bad enough to have to take orders from the government. I need a god like I need a second head!

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@boomerang,

That was a really horrible, disgusting joke . . .

I salute you . . .

This guy flies into Logan Airport, and he's thinking of the great seafood he'll be able to eat while in Boston. He hops in a cab, and says to the driver . . .

Hey, take me where i can get scrod . . .

(Cabbie) Well i'll be damned, the pluperfect!

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i accidentally decapitated my clay buddy

now i've got a headless golem

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I heard about a heedless guineahen which was run over by an 18 wheeler because it paused too long in the right hand lane, pondering why the chicken was crossing the road.

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Sorry so late to the thread. Have all the godless heathen slots been taken? If not, where do I send my application?

Strong point: I don't believe in superstitious nonsense, no matter how good it might make others feel.

Weak point: Have never eaten a baby.

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@Ionus,

Ewww....

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Set, let me act as an horrible example.

I admitted on another thread that, at times, I am referred to as:

Our Lady of Perpetual Agony.
Imagine fire and brimstone spewing all about.

Yeppers, I used to be Christian, but , even with eyes in the back of my head (which they found very suspect), got caught before I could legally quit

Goddamit!!

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Pagen here! Over godded pagan. I got 17 gods and goddesses to satisy before breakfast. Always thought monotheists got it easy.

Rap

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@raprap,

Well, yeah. Most heathens got lots'a gods.

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@MontereyJack,

MontereyJack wrote:

He certainly has no compunctions about letting his followers die in wars, diseases and plagues, accidents, and natural disasters. I'd still look both ways when crossing the street if I were you. Oh, and don't get too close to people who have runny noses and are coughing a lot.

It's all part of HIS great plan you see. In fact the reason HE gave you a neck is so you can look both ways when crossing the street. The reason bad things happen is because of the fallout from original sin.

Excuse me...I have to go pray for your soul.

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One of the best versions of the pagan mindset that i've recently heard is that the gods love chaos, and that our only purpose here below is to amuse them . . .

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@Setanta,

I am aethist

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