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Kucinich is the pitts

 
 
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 02:03 pm
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The 64-year-old Democrat is suing over a sandwich he bought bought at a U.S. House of Representatives cafeteria nearly three years ago. His lunch contained an unpitted olive, which caused "serious and permanent dental and oral injuries," according to the Jan. 3 lawsuit.

Kucinich, who describes himself as "America's most courageous Congressman" on his website, is suing for $150,000 in damages from Restaurant Associates, which operates the Longworth House
 
rosborne979
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 02:08 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

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The 64-year-old Democrat is suing over a sandwich he bought bought at a U.S. House of Representatives cafeteria nearly three years ago. His lunch contained an unpitted olive, which caused "serious and permanent dental and oral injuries," according to the Jan. 3 lawsuit.

Kucinich, who describes himself as "America's most courageous Congressman" on his website, is suing for $150,000 in damages from Restaurant Associates, which operates the Longworth House

Couldn't he just trip and fall into a fountain at a mall or something.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 02:44 pm
@rosborne979,
olive pits are the stealth WOMD developed by the TEA Baggers to silence liberals.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 03:42 pm
$150,000! Who the hell does his teeth? What about that fabulous health insurance they get?
Advocate
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 07:27 pm
He will end up settling for his cost of medical care (without considering his insurance coverage) and four or five times that for pain and suffering.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 10:05 pm
@littlek,
Doesn't cover pain, suffering, and emotional distress.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 10:21 pm
Maybe if I marry a rich man, I can get gentle insurance. Oh, no, I mean dentel insurance.

I suppose you all know that I think US heath care is bizarre.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 10:48 pm
I happen to like olives.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 07:23 am
@ossobuco,
Kucinnic now has a case of EVOphobia due to this encounter.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 07:43 am
I seem to have lost my respect for Kucinich, has anyone seen it?
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 08:15 am
@littlek,
littlek wrote:
I seem to have lost my respect for Kucinich, has anyone seen it?
I 'd offer u mine, but I never had any.





David
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 09:24 am
I cracked a tooth on an unpitted green olive in a salad. That pit ultimately cost me about a thousand bucks in dental bills. So I support Kucinich in his fight against renegade olive pits. Remember, if these olive pits go unpunished, then the terrorists have won.
Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 02:47 pm
He resembles an olive pitt

http://www.cbsnews.com/i/cbsnews/2010/03/17/image6307293x.jpg

http://www.treehugger.com/20081030-olive-pits.jpg
(Imagine them with eyes and little black toupees)
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 05:37 pm
@littlek,
Look in a pit...
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 05:38 pm
@joefromchicago,
I suggest an olive-colored warning code.
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Advocate
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 07:00 pm
I understand that these cases crop up frequently. Lawyers love to bite into them. Moreover, the victim pretty much always recovers if he or she hires a lawyer.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2011 11:26 am
Before you heartless bastards pile on Kucinich, you might consider that he is a representative not only of Ohio, but also of the Lollipop Guild.

His teeth have already been compromised by the large amounts of sugar consumption demanded of Guild members, and the last thing he needs is for a rogue olive pit to complicate matters further.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSzl69c0J9wAAF1forsHt1u77e1CoDxR94PUeiWqchFmcActA1
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2011 11:28 am
I'm saying he reminds me of a goddamned munchkin.
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