The worlds first riddle!

If you are saying that one statement IS true then the answer is C because if one of the 4 is true, then 3 are false.

Esteemed Calliope, t'would be true to you if only umm err Tryagain hadn't stuffed it with 'if any'.

Given the qualifier 'if any' the answer is none of the above.

I welcome you. A musing place?

Oops, almost forgot, [5!x5x5] / [5-(5/5)-(5/5)] = 1000

He stuffed it
Girls Just Want to Have Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqf9PuKi63E

Well I was going on the same logic as TTH.

Thank you for your welcome. I'm sure you realise my name is more esteamed than esteemed.... but isn't meant to be a-musing. (I took it from a song I love)

imo this is a great answer

Why thank you. I take it that you got the pictures I sent then.... :wink:

Try wrote : "Afternoon Etc; how is your day going?"

Good,,, except i miss you and the day's are getting shorter.
I wish we had a fireplace for winter.,,,

~ just picture a freezing cold day,,,, in New England,,, comming in from the cold ~ and the heat from the house warming your face as you pass through the kitchen door,,, starting a fire in the fireplace,,, eating something ~ warm. Skiing! at Loon Mt. (nice smooth ~ casual trails) .

Dreaming is fun.
.

Wakeup folks! The weekend is upon us, and I will be your host for the next 48 rockin hours!

Do you know: I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left the remote.


Aunty Shari intuitively wrote, "You only wish I was in my 7th decade so that you may have a chance with a younger woman."

True, so true; I have found they can't get away so quick when they have a walker! :wink:



Ohayou gozaimasu Calliope (pronounced cal-eye-oh-pee), daughter of Zeus, was chief of the Muses and mother of Orpheus. Her name, in Greek, means "beautiful voiced".

Now formal introductions are over; just pass the medical and correctly answer a question and you can join the club. Exclusive membership of which guarantees you; girlies nights out, pillow fights and sleepovers!

'C is the only sentence that could be true.'

Dang! If that don't beat all; another one with the smarts.


"…hopefully not add insult to injury"

Please extrapolate; as I for one Try to avoid extrapolating an injury from mere anecdotal evidence of an insult!

OUT
ARM = out on a limb

Did you mean that?


TTH:
If you are saying that one statement IS true then the answer is C because if one of the 4 is true, then 3 are false.

Confirmation of the above.

Girls just wanna have fun…Oh yeah!



Sweet lips wrote with some authority, "Tryagain hadn't stuffed it with 'if any'…"

What! : Passion, energy, enthusiasm. tenderness, softness, gentleness, kindness, warmth , care, affection, fervor, excitement, zeal, force, vigor, oomph, eagerness, consideration or romantic ardor etc


Given the qualifier 'if any' the answer is none of the above."

Actually, point taken; even though you write like a lawyer, I accept your premise. :wink:
Now, may we return to who is stuffing (Deleted Code #6989)

"I welcome you. A musing place?"

Thankee muchly, do ya'll hail from Kentucky?


Oops, almost forgot, [5!x5x5] / [5-(5/5)-(5/5)] = 1000

Any woman who says something I wanna here…knows it!
I am building up a nice little collection of these; and will set them as problems in the future.
Most impressive.


Stormy wrote,: Re- underwear "I take it that you got the pictures I sent then."

Sadly no, they must have been misdirected. However, all is not lost because when I accidently did a search for; scantily clad hot babes; you are all over the internet!


You Know Who wrote, "just picture a freezing cold day,,,, in New England,,, coming in from the cold ~ and the heat from the house warming your face as you pass through the kitchen door,,, starting a fire in the fireplace,,, eating something ~ warm. Skiing! at Loon Mt. (nice smooth ~ casual trails)"


You should take up writing; I can see me there; in a cabin in the woods…am I dreaming?

I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip & jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women´s clothing
And hang around in bars

I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders & a bra
I wish I would been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa

Many thanks to: Monty Python Sings (1991)




S
T
A
H
W + THAT



HEAD / ACHE

Wakeup folks! The weekend is upon us, and I will be your host for the next 48 rockin hours!

Do you know: I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left the remote.


Aunty Shari intuitively wrote, "You only wish I was in my 7th decade so that you may have a chance with a younger woman."

True, so true; I have found they can't get away so quick when they have a walker! :wink:



Ohayou gozaimasu Calliope (pronounced cal-eye-oh-pee), daughter of Zeus, was chief of the Muses and mother of Orpheus. Her name, in Greek, means "beautiful voiced".

Now formal introductions are over; just pass the medical and correctly answer a question and you can join the club. Exclusive membership of which guarantees you; girlies nights out, pillow fights and sleepovers!

'C is the only sentence that could be true.'

Dang! If that don't beat all; another one with the smarts.


"…hopefully not add insult to injury"

Please extrapolate; as I for one Try to avoid extrapolating an injury from mere anecdotal evidence of an insult!

OUT
ARM = out on a limb

Did you mean that?


TTH:
If you are saying that one statement IS true then the answer is C because if one of the 4 is true, then 3 are false.

Confirmation of the above.

Girls just wanna have fun…Oh yeah!



Sweet lips wrote with some authority, "Tryagain hadn't stuffed it with 'if any'…"

What! : Passion, energy, enthusiasm. tenderness, softness, gentleness, kindness, warmth , care, affection, fervor, excitement, zeal, force, vigor, oomph, eagerness, consideration or romantic ardor etc


Given the qualifier 'if any' the answer is none of the above."

Actually, point taken; even though you write like a lawyer, I accept your premise. :wink:
Now, may we return to who is stuffing (Deleted Code #6989)

"I welcome you. A musing place?"

Thankee muchly, do ya'll hail from Kentucky?


Oops, almost forgot, [5!x5x5] / [5-(5/5)-(5/5)] = 1000

Any woman who says something I wanna hear…knows it!
I am building up a nice little collection of these; and will set them as problems in the future.
Most impressive.


Stormy wrote,: Re- underwear "I take it that you got the pictures I sent then."

Sadly no, they must have been misdirected. However, all is not lost because when I accidently did a search for; scantily clad hot babes; you are all over the internet!


You Know Who wrote, "just picture a freezing cold day,,,, in New England,,, coming in from the cold ~ and the heat from the house warming your face as you pass through the kitchen door,,, starting a fire in the fireplace,,, eating something ~ warm. Skiing! at Loon Mt. (nice smooth ~ casual trails)"


You should take up writing; I can see me there; in a cabin in the woods…am I dreaming?

I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip & jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women´s clothing
And hang around in bars

I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders & a bra
I wish I would been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa

Many thanks to: Monty Python Sings (1991)




S
T
A
H
W + THAT



HEAD / ACHE

Apologies for the double post; I only wanted to edit; here to hear. I will soon get the hang of this system after a coffee.

Stay out too late maybe or do you have a hangover
whats up with that
splitting headache is that proof of a hangover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTf5qvS0Lo

"according to modern astronomers, space is finite",,, , like their minds?

I wish they had what we have,,,.

.

TTH:

T
A
H
W + THAT = whats up with that

HEAD / ACHE = splitting headache is that proof of a hangover?

Could be!


Nice chicken outfit; were you doing a promo for Kentucky fried?



You know who wrote, "I wish they had what we have,,,."

So do I.




YYURYYICYYURYYIVME



You're given 3 coins that must equal 55 cents, but one of the coins is not a nickel... What are the three coins

Hi Try,,, i lost 4$ and one back 1$,,, (scratch tickets). . I think i'm cured.

So,,, how are you?. My daughters dad went up to the White Mts.,,, i'm dying to go,,, I hear Meredith is nice,,, (i stayed there during my homelessness etc,,, shall we go someday?


Amen.!

[size=7]what's up with that

splitting headache[/size]

YYURYYICYYURYYIVME = I see you are too wise for me



You're given 3 coins that must equal 55 cents, but one of the coins is not a nickel... What are the three coins

Actually two of the coins are not nickels. They are 2 quarters, and the other is a nickel.

Is a retinue an entourage

Hi Try,,, i know people that know people,,,, that have sensitive hearing.,,,, it can seem like a curse,,, but not alway's,,,,. So how are you etc?

I have envy right now,,,,,. Thing's disappear and then show up in many places.

I'm a bore. ~.



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Hi Cheezits,,, <waves>.

Amen.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness; the other to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

I only mention that because: Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.



You know who writes, "i lost 4$ and one back 1$,,, (scratch tickets)."

Some things are just not meant to be I guess.


"I hear Meredith is nice,,, shall we go someday?"

Sounds nice, and who knows.

Hi Cheezits,,, <waves>.
Errm!

BTW: Why the name change, I am having difficulty keeping up to date.


Mark:

what's up with that
splitting headache

Mark as ya'll know is our albeit temporary, European correspondent. Please overlook the fact he is posting replies long after the answers have been put up…I believe it is something to do with time starting at Greenwich London.



Stormy:

SYMPHON = unfinished symphony ( great track by Massive Attack)



Another 1 = one after another