The worlds first riddle!

RUMOUR: Due to the spectacularly successful furore created by an earlier rumour I wish to advise that Tryagain has been dividing his attention between this forum and a cryptic cruciverbalists' cabal. Intriguingly, Tryagain's delicious drollery was completely misunderstood, leading me to wonder how Try's victim ever manages to complete a cryptic crossword.

To atone for his sins Try showed that he too is a sandwich short of a picnic in the spelling department, a result which is not incompatible with his maths results this semester.

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I,,, etc etc etc, when someone etc etc etc etc. Etc etc etc.



I,,, you know who,,, might visit you,,,~ if you give ~Tuna Lou some loves!!


Amen.

Who are you talking to, Occoko???
I think it is May 6, 2008
a nation by itself?
undivided attention?

Johnny Cash- Ring of Fire 1968
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2iv_E-Fn9E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGytaGTK7j8&mode=related&search=

~ Hi Try,,, <waves>. How are you today? It's nice out up here.

Hi Try,,, it's me paulaj,,, did you know Colin Powells' X - wife, is a Junkie Whore Mammy?


Amen.

how?

Epenthesis; who I am reliably informed has given the guards the slip and is now on the loose, wrote:

" Due to the spectacularly successful furore created by an earlier rumour …a cryptic cruciverbalists' cabal. Intriguingly…delicious drollery was completely misunderstood…Try showed that he too is a sandwich short of a picnic in the spelling department, a result which is not incompatible with his maths results this semester."


I think the spelling and high moral tone denote this particular correspondent is of superior intellect and self confidence; ergo he must be Canadian! Therefore I need say no more, except to refute his assertions that; although it may well be compulsory in Canada: I am NOT gay, and to prove the point…


As ya'll know I have this night job to help pay the escalating therapy costs. Well:

I was with this girl last night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

Then to complete a win double: I got some new underwear. Well, new to me anyhow!

Who said life at the mortuary is ever dull?



Lips (AKA) Bat Girl made me laugh when she posted her biography: uhuh



Thoh sends greetings: How?

How indeed! How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? I am at two with nature.



TTH:

TIME
I think it is May 6, 2008

One must lose twelve hours and the other gain twelve to read the same as the correct one. Twelve hours is 720 minutes, so it will take 720 days from the first day to all be sychronized at 12:00 again. This would be on May 5, 2008 (2008 is a leap year).

I think you were close!

Nation self = a nation by itself?

Nation before self!

(Attention)/4 = undivided attention?

Divided attention!

Johnny Cash- Ring of Fire.

That would explain one of the pictures. I still have some of his early vinyl albums; I must copy them to cd.

The Riddler was a good find.


Etc writes, "How are you today?"

Good thanks and yourself?

"It's nice out up here"

It's too cold to get it out down here!



doubt doubt



WRONG
WRONG
LEFT

Greetings from Germany! The beer is as good as everyone has ever said it would be. I'm currently staying at the north end of the black forest.

[size=7]a shadow of a doubt

two wrongs don't make a right[/size]

Hiya partner, good to see you have escaped. The Fed's will never find you there! Watch out for the German frauleins, because an anagram is: Arrange Me Sinful. You have been warned!



Mark is a wise man who can answer about any question. Because of this, people come to him for answers. One day, comes in and asks the wise man something, to which Mark has no reply.

Why


NOTE: The wise man knows the answer to question, and always tells the truth; for some reason, he cannot tell him.




PETS A


NO T RN

PETS A = a step back


NO T RN = no U turn

Try wrote: "Good thanks and yourself?" etc.

The weather was warm and humid around here.

Tryagain, how dare you speculate up on and over my sexuality?

You soil yourself and me with turgid prose, snide calumny and hyperbolic trope as to my intellect.

Make no bones about it, you are an inveterate japester and I'll have no truck with your truculent insipid incipience.

I shall be keeping my eye out for any further aqeuous humour on your part.

dang, I'm always late, but oh well. Hey, TTH, You're copying my music thing huh? jk, it's cool. Well from the last time I was on:



And here's some more for you guys:


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DGLAORWK


Here's today's song too:
Pillar - Bring Me Down
That's a christian band

Okay, so one of those earlier one's was "two wrongs don't make a right". But what was the doubt doubt thing?

Q?

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RAGE RAGE

Hi ksanfo, actually I have done it before. I do it when the mood hits me. This is one of my favorites:
http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2661865#2661865
anyway, I only stopped by for a few so I have to print yours out to look at them.

jennym
mark said a shadow of a doubt. You can't read it?

thoh
I said don't ask how :wink:

mark when you are driving around and you see that flash real quick in your eyes, it means a ticket. I think when I was there we must have racked up about 20 of those. I haven't been back so, I don't know Oh, and if you go to Switzerland, don't ask that mean looking border person that has a rifle on their shoulder where you are. They didn't like it when I did it and if you come to the next border whatever after the first, that person didn't speak English so we ignored them and kept on driving. I still don't know what he wanted.

Oh, ya I forgot I am in riddles so, are you afraid of a big black bat? How about a cat? I haven't ever seen those movies btw. I can go for free but, I got tired of going alone.

So, now I don't understand Try, etc or you either epenthesis. Hmm, I will have to work on that.
This is me as a cat, a black cat.

Bye

I don't know. Maybe something to do with glad & work? I liked that song btw.

Hi Try,,, how are you today? ~

What with the literature finals coming up soon, I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes….. It involves Russia and stuff. However, the bad news is; I was almost thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the guy sitting next to me.

So I went into the computer facility to hack an upgrade to my grades and then played the computer at chess; it whipped my ass….. But it was no match for me at kickboxing!



Mark:

(Sent in a despatch from gateau)


doubt doubt = a shadow of a doubt



WRONG
WRONG
LEFT = two wrongs don't make a right






Stormy:"I shall be keeping my eye out for any further aqeuous humour on your part."


Aqeuous Transmission aqueous'.

(You have not been charged for this gem; I will put it on Atwo K's corporate expenses account.)



Ksanfo's puzzles-

Going down double escalators. (actually, it's Going up the down escalators)

That's my guess...how'd I do?


Fooled me on the escalators, but the letters are going down. :wink:

Keep them coming…
BTW: Christians rock!!!


Jenny wren

Like so many girls, Jenny Wren could sing
But a broken heart, took her soul away

Like the other girls, Jenny Wren took wing
She could see the world, and it's foolish ways

How, we, spend our days, casting, love aside
Losing, site of life, day, by, day

She saw poverty, breaking up her home
Wounded warriors, took her song away

(solo) verse, chorus

But the day will come, Jenny Wren will sing
When this broken world, mends its foolish ways

Now we, spend our days, catching, up on life
All be-cause of you, Jenny Wren ~ wrote,

"What was the doubt doubt thing?"

Shadow of a Doubt is a 1943 film noir directed by Alfred Hitchcock and written by Gordon McDonell, Thornton Wilder, Sally Benson and Alma Reville. It stars Teresa Wright, Joseph Cotten, Macdonald Carey, Patricia Collinge, Henry Travers and Hume Cronyn.

It is considered by many to be a classic of the cinema and one of Hitchcock's best American productions. Hitchcock himself often said that this was his favorite of all the films he had directed.

It was nominated for an Academy Award (Best Writing, Original Story, Gordon McDonell) and has been deemed "culturally significant" by the U.S. Library of Congress. Shadow of a Doubt has also been selected for preservation in the National Film Registry.

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TTH that cat costume is the (Deleted by order), that is one pussy I (Deleted by order), you could roll over and (Deleted by order), then I would (Deleted by order), cats like cream so (Deleted by order) yeah!



Good morning to you Etc, how I enjoy our little chats in the morning. I hope you treat yourself and have a really nice day.




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