The worlds first riddle!

ksanfo wrote: LTIENGE

YOU
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Get in line

and

You are out of your mind

I'm going to try to come up with some of these...


What is the answer to this one that Try wrote earlier?

TTH and Thoh bought three horses of equal values for $840. TTH contributed $450 and Thoh contributed $390. By the end of the day, they had sold one horse to a passerby for $840, and decided to end their partnership.

How should they divide the cash fairly if Thoh keeps the two horses

Wakey! Wakey! Rise and shine, dawn is approaching….

Talking about Dawn (and others) including some well known A2K names; I have been let into a little secret you will totally not believe.

It has all the key ingredients to bring you out in a hot sweat; intrigue, double-cross, sex and a hero. Well, to cut a long story short………….The End.



Hello Miss mi, thank you for the photographs you sent; I see you are not just a pretty face!

Many are called few are chosen

Green with envy


(Did TTH help you?)



Ksanfo, "I copied try, but its all good, right?"


Right on, high five and keep up the good work!


"Here's the song for today too:
Sublime - What I Got
This song never gets old. Ever"

I echo that!



Hi Etc, "i apaulajize for putting you on the top of olympus,,,."

That sounds like a nice place to be if you're gonna erupt. You wanna take in a movie or I hand feed you grapes dipped in honey?



Thoh
A firm has two consultants:

It was the start of a new accounting period; and Monday and Tuesday Mark was 100% successful, whereas Try was not, but would have been on Wednesday > Friday!




STRAWBERRY CAK



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Later dudes…

Try wrote: "You wanna take in a movie or I hand feed you grapes dipped in honey?"


Could we just get married seeing how,,, i am madly in love with you?

Try...you ass.

Try,,, i miss you etc. -

Oh Etc, you are just so sweet! Was it my picture in the FBI ?'most wanted' list, or my uncanny resemblance to Hannibal Lecter that first caught your attention?

There are some practical difficulties to overcome, so I will have to ask my boyfriend if it's ok. Then there is the question of converting to Judaism and learning Chinese… In the meantime; Kong hei fa choi.


Miss mi wrote, "Try...your ass."

Believe me I understand English may not be your first language, so I appreciate the difficulties of communication. However, what has my burro got to do with it? Or is it my mule you are particularly fond of?


To avoid any unpleasant scenes in the locker room, may I say: I love the rest of you as a brother or sister.





A person born in the 20th century will be X years old in the year X * X.
In what year was the person born



Learning <
Learning
Learning
Learning



GOING BOOK



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Try wrote: "Was it my picture in the FBI ?'most wanted' list, or my uncanny resemblance to Hannibal Lecter that first caught your attention?"

Your mind,,,

Try wrote: "Was it my picture in the FBI ?'most wanted' list, or my uncanny resemblance to Hannibal Lecter that first caught your attention?"

Your mind,,,.

Try wrote: "Was it my picture in the FBI ?'most wanted' list, or my uncanny resemblance to Hannibal Lecter that first caught your attention?"

Your mind,,,.


Are we ever going to go out??? in real life?

Strawberry Shortcake!! :wink:

Learning <
Learning
Learning
Learning = higher learning



GOING BOOK = going by the book



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I will have to ask my boyfriend if it's ok. well now...isn't that a disappointment to all the ladies on the threads... :wink:

Or (3+3)! +(3!)^3 +(3+[3/3])^3 = 1000

Morning Try,,, how are you,? I miss you more and more,,, etc.

I was walking across a bridge today, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said:

"Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well... are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church Of God or Baptist Church Of The Lord?"
He said, "Baptist Church Of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church Of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church Of God?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church Of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church Of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church Of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist church Of God, Reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.



Stormy:

Learning <
Learning
Learning
Learning = higher learning



GOING BOOK = going by the book



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Stormy perceptively wrote, (Quoting Try) "I will have to ask my boyfriend if it's ok.,,"

Well, I once had a large gay following……..but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.



Etc charmingly wrote, "Your mind,,,. Are we ever going to go out??? in real life?

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.


Dear sweet Shari 6905; who was 69 years old in 05, has lost none of her acumen as she enters her seventh decade. Goodyear to see you back!

STRAWBERRY CAK = Strawberry Shortcake


Slippery sister replied with:

(3+3)! +(3!)^3 +(3+[3/3])^3 = 1000

Which I am sure we all agree requires wit, flair and intelligence far above the median and heavens knows we could do with some of that round the place. However, you appear to have overlooked the fact I left out the word ?'different' from the problem specified:

"If n represents any of the digits 0 through 9, write an expression in terms of n, that will equal 1000 using exactly eight (space reserved for the word ?'different' to be inserted should a slippery member raise the point) n's and any arithmetic operations."




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COORUDRERT

I don't drink it so, I don't care
That is no fun so, I object

Mark is correct 30% of the time, and wrong 70%. The firm does the opposite of what Mark says and gets it right 70% of the time while Try only gets it right 60% of the time, hence the raise for Mark.

Thoh13 wrote:

A firm has two consultants, Mark and Try, who tell when to buy/sell stocks. Mark is correct 30% of the time and Try is correct 60% of the time. Last Tuesday, Mark got a raise but Try did not. Why?

I did answer it a few pages back; but not the answer you gave, which is a great way of thinking!




I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.

What am I



HE HE HE HIMSELF


NO WAY IT WAY


VIT_MIN

HE HE HE HIMSELF = he's beside himself


NO WAY IT WAY = no two ways about it


VIT_MIN = vitamin deficiency

i remember reading that percentage riddle in a book long ago



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Good morning to one and all, I hope you all had a wonderful weekend. They say eighty percent of success is showing up; so here I am…Talking about success:

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too successful; the secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources!

I have indeed made mistakes, but have never made the mistake of claiming I never made one.



Stormy:

HE HE HE HIMSELF = he's beside himself


NO WAY IT WAY = no two ways about it


VIT_MIN = vitamin deficiency

(Vit_min ?'A' defiency) You are too good; I will have to kick it up a notch!



Thoh:

habit -> abit (a bit) -> bit -> it

Good answer!





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