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The worlds first riddle!

 
 
etc
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 08:50 am
Dear sirs,,, you all have Welfs and Odumbs they are incurable for eh's,,, you caught all of your diseases which you have no cures for anymore due to your drug addictions, and then some because you,,,

~You jumped our bodies foolishly!, we God fearing people have no fear of any eh's,,, you all look and act dumb and each and every one of you are doomed, your pain is going to increase.

Amen.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 08:52 am
We look and you are... Laughing
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etc
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 09:01 am
The only people that will live peacefully are folks that did not take the mark of the beast,,,

~The book of ~life,! contains real God given OtwoTheeO names,,, not numbers.

Amen.
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TTH
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 09:09 am
Okay etc whatever you say Rolling Eyes
I hope you all have a nice weekend. See you on Monday.
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etc
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 09:51 am
Every time one of you eh's thinks of a Holy person,,, you will have their pain.

I'd start praying if i were you!

Amen.


P.S. if you pray your fk'd!

OtwoTheeO!
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 11:33 am
Stormy:

pr
--
er = prisoner Cool


Before any of you ask: PR (is) (on) ER




Epenthesis:

1. The equation in Quantum Mechanics which is the analog of Newton's second law in classical mechanics is the Schrödinger equation. Cool

2. One of the strange things about the formalism of quantum mechanics is that, instead of using algebraic symbols to represent quantities which are observed in nature, it uses quantum mechanical operators. Cool

3. The significance of the absolute-square of the quantum mechanical wave function is that it tells us about the probability of finding the particle at a particular position and time. Cool

4. The quantum number in quantum mechanical formalism is similar to the harmonic number for standing waves on a string. Cool

5. The second excited state of a quantum system is the state that is two energy states above the ground state. Cool


Stupendous!



NUMBER NAMES: a half is both an (a-m) and a (middle row) rational number that sadly falls short by a half at the integer hurdle. Cool


Exactly


"COINS: Curiously, the total number of coins is the highest original McNugget number." Cool Cool



Oh, those Happy Meals:


Let x be the numbers of dimes, x-3 be the numbers of nickels, x-3-2 be the numbers of quarters.

x(10)+(x-3)(5)+(x-3-2)(25)=540 cents
10x+5x-15+25x-125=540
40x=680
x=17 for dimes
x-3=17-3=14 for nickels
x-3-2=17-3-2=12 for quarters

Total = 43 (Not that, that was the question) but the link was clever.




TTH:

Orco = co(past)or Cool




ETC wrote, "the Mark of the beast,,," Shocked


Alas poor Mark, I told him the 666 tattoo was taboo.



"~The book of ~life"


Luckily I have this months copy of Play Dude.



"if you pray your fk'd!"


That's a fib…I've been praying like a good'un; but nothing has happened!

So, enough already: Don't you make me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!





H
DA Question
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 11:35 am
Try: Do you read PMs?...
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etc
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 11:38 am
Jesus Henry. Christ wants all evil eh's to have all of my pain,,, when ever you mention my name, right now.
We need to see blood on the outside.
Everyone of you are going to be nailed to crosses that are OtwoTheeO Holy.
Amen.
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Stormwatch
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 11:49 am
H
DA = Honda ( H on DA) Very Happy
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etc
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 12:15 pm
Calling all Evil Heathens, everyone of you gets to be we higher ups relatives,,, but only in spirit!

Isn't that what all of you want in the new order?


Amen.
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etc
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 12:18 pm
Calling all Evil Heathens, everyone of you gets to be we higher ups relatives,,, but only in spirit!.

Isn't that what all of you want in the new order?


Any sexual, will result in severe tooth pain.

Amen.
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Stormwatch
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 01:44 pm
etc wrote:
Any sexual, will result in severe tooth pain.
Amen.


It all makes sense now......

Would somebody please hand me my dentures? Mr. Green
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markr
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 02:09 pm
etc wrote:
Calling all Evil Heathens, everyone of you gets to be we higher ups relatives,,, but only in spirit!

Isn't that what all of you want in the new order?


Amen.


In the new order, I'd settle for not having to put up with religious fanatics.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 05:06 pm
"Do you read PMs?..."


Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth! I surely do…………No, wait! You mean my own don't you? Shocked

Sorry dude, you will have to wait for the weekend Try guy, he deals with all correspondence; he will come back at you.



"Any sexual, will result in severe tooth pain."


Pass me an analgesic will ya! Laughing






Ok, so I'm hitting on this chick called Jane whose age is 5years more than twice Margo's age. I know by devious means the sum of their ages is 29 years. I don't want the Fed's on my tail;

So how old is Jane Question




The larger of two numbers is 2 more than 4 times the other. Their sum is 33.

What are the two numbers Question
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 05:32 pm
Well, that's screaming to be solved by me:

Jane = 2*M+5
Jane = 8*2+5
Jane = 21
Marge = 8
Jane+Marge together = 29

Yeah, you beat the Feds, Try. Cool
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 07:54 pm
Access to PM'S is given to members after a period of good standing - an unlikely event.

ELVIS AND THE TV'S
I sorta kinda borrowed my version of the question from here.
http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/52142.html

I was researching the quantum mechanics questions when blow me up if I didn't stumble into someone's homework, so no it ain't me babe.
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 08:05 pm
Tryagain wrote:

The larger of two numbers is 2 more than 4 times the other. Their sum is 33.

What are the two numbers Question



This one is just screaming:


three and seven eighths, five and seven eighths
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markr
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 10:31 pm
TWO NUMBERS
[size=8]5x + 2 = 33
x = 31/5 = 6 1/5
y = 134/5 = 26 4/5
[/size]
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markr
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 10:33 pm
epenthesis wrote:
ELVIS AND THE TV'S
I sorta kinda borrowed my version of the question from here.
http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/52142.html


Thanks!
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 11:41 pm
Question: IMAGINARY ELVISES

There are six imaginary Elvises and one real Elvis in an imaginary box. I choose an Elvis at random and eat it if it's not real. What are my chances of choosing the real Elvis on my second attempt?
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