The worlds first riddle!

Right here...
"Just that one time I paid U4A conjugal visit."

I get it now, good one

Mark:

MULTIPLICATION PROBLEM

__179
__224
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__716
_358
358
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40096


Good, very good.



TTH:

TRY INCOGNETO???? incogneto is spelled incognito

I must get me a spell checker on this hare machine.


"Hey, are you going to explain the picture frame or what?""It really is my cell (phone)"

If you done got a phone in your cell, you are doing fine. Are you a trustee or something?



Stuh wrote, "Just that one time I paid U4A conjugal visit."

What is the going rate?



Do you know that the one digit odd numbers 1,3,5,7,9 add up to 25, while the one digit even numbers add up to 0,2,4,6,8 add up to 20. Is that fair?

Can you arrange the numbers in such a way that the odd numbers and the even numbers have the same value? You can use +, -, / and *. You can also combine digits to make multi-digit numbers.

The question is; can you do it



arparyemaernts

[size=8]payment in arrears

Does that have anything to do with conjugal visits? :wink: [/size]

That isn't fair, you posted while I was thinking about it
Pay for it? That is funny mark

DIGITS
[size=8]0 + 2 - 4 - 6 + 8 = 0 = 1*5 - 3 + 7 - 9[/size]

Mark
This is so unfair, I wanted to add to my post. :wink:


Still have to do this one. While I think about it maybe you plan on sneaking the answer in. That is a hint btw.

morrowmorrowday

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Okay, I get the point. Did you even know I was here?

lol i dont have a point
ya i knew...go ahead and solve it, i dont know it

nevermind i got it....

obviously intercourse

Good morning Try,,, i had a dream that everyone was going to live forever,,, without me.

OMG thoh
You did know I was here. I was just looking at the riddle and then you posted yours so I thought you were telling me tomorrow is another day so I logged out. I printed it out before I logged out thoh (Try's) and I know part of it (I think anyway)

No wonder I am going crazy. Let me re-state that to already crazy. It is your fault. Yep, it is
I didn't even really look very long at yours (riddle) you posted so I don't even know if I can solve it.

btw hi etc

You did
I got as far as course then I fell asleep.

God morgen, I had a terrible dream that I was being abused by two people. When I woke; I found she had invited her twin sister round!



PJ wrote, "i had a dream that everyone was going to live forever,,, without me"

Fear not sweetie, there is room on the Arc for one more (after successful health screening) and we will sail the seven seas. Well, by that time there will only be one big ocean, but oh, what fun we will have. BTW You don't mind mucking out the animals do you?



Thoh: nevermind i got it....

TOEBRVICOOUUSRLSYE = obviously intercourse


TTH: Okay, I get the point.



Hey! Get a room you 2. Mark will be as mad as hell




ttceennrigseusees senses

You added to your post while I was reading

You were reading, whilst I was adding to my post! I can only post a line at a time before the nickel runs out.


pioveraishmed

day after tomorrow?

Not sure

Try, now you post while I am thinking and writing a post. OMG no wonder this place makes me crazy.

These are the ones left to do

Try:
[size=8]I am inpoverished (sic)[/size]

thoh13:
[size=8]bonbons[/size]