The worlds first riddle!

Sure - I guess I should have put them in order.

No, that was not the original number posted. I didn't call it or even look it up.
However, I am not going to post the original # that etc posted.

OMG The original #- I thought you were joking.

Join the club, mine too.

Well, it looks like I am the first to rise, so I will go and put the coffee on the stove.



"OMG The original #."

Yes, let's not draw attention to it by quoting it endlessly over and over again. Have you any idea how difficult it is getting through each time?




Welcome Heather, I am so glad you were able to join us. Are you the Hot Tomali the courts said they were gonna send down to complete their community service?

If so, please remember the rules;

No dirty talk.
No posting nakkid.

We will be in touch once a programme has been agreed.




"I found this on me ol' thread."


Wow Etc, a stroll down memory lane. What were we talking about to bring that to mind? In fact, that is what I need to stop me feeling blue!


I will be back after I fix the fence over on the north ridge.

Who is "I"?
I have been up all night. < that is suppose to be a look of suprise I think it looks weird.
Since you like Barbie
KEN & BARBIE

Stormy:

10ACTITAN= Tennessee Titan ( probably should be plural)


S1760YD= smile


"Sorry Try I needed both hands for typing, but I did them with one eye closed"


Now try with both eyes closed.




TTH writes, "Who is "I"? "


OMG it is worse than expected, she doesn't know who she is! Is there a doctor in the house?





There I was sitting on the front porch whittling down a stick of cedar, when an Elvis song; Frankie and Johnny came a playing on the wireless…



"Frankie and Johnny were lovers,
Lourdy how they could love.
Swore to be true to each other,
As true as the stars above.
I'm your man, and I won't do you no wrong.

Frankie walked into the bar room,
Ordered a bottle of beer.
She said, " Hey Mr Bar tender,
has my love Johnny been here?
He's my man, and he won't do me no wrong."

Frankie I beg you don't shoot me,
they'll lock you away in a cell,
They'll lock you away where the sun don't shine
in the darkest corner of hell.
He's my man, and he did me wrong."


I know for a fact; Frankie and Johnny are both celebrating birthdays today.

"Now my age is the product of two different prime numbers," Frankie observed. "What's more, I'll be able to say the same thing on four of my next six birthdays."

"My age is also the product of two primes," replied Johnny, "and the same will also be true on three of my next four birthdays."

How old are Frankie and Johnny



LEM
ADE

LEM
ADE = lemonade

CLEAR
CLEAR
CLEAR




!:;,.' CRASH

Wow Etc, a stroll down memory lane. What were we talking about to bring that to mind?

Nothing, i was perusing my old threads.

In fact, that is what I need to stop me feeling blue! Oh my, you feel blue and i have the flu, what to do what to do.

Want to see an ominous old pic?,,, "you do" Here it is~

FRANKIE & JOHNNY
[size=8]Frankie: 33 (34, 35, 38, 39)
Johnny: 91 (93, 94, 95)


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CLEAR
CLEAR
CLEAR = all clear

Etc wrote with some feeling, "Nothing, i was perusing my old threads"


Heck! How far did you have to pursue your old clothes, were they yours or jeans?


"Oh my, you feel blue and i have the flu, what to do what to do."

Forget the art; you are a Poet but don't yet know it.


"Want to see an ominous old pic?,,,"



I sure do diddley do…

The man on the left is: Nikola P. Pashitch or Pachitch), in a picture taken at the grand opening and Harvest festival at the University of Belgrade's Botanic Garden, in 1890.

If there is anything else I can assist with, please give my agent a call.



Stormy, are you sure you are not peeping at the questions? :wink:


dforeumx

The man on the left is: Nikola P. Pashitch or Pachitch), in a picture taken at the grand opening and Harvest festival at the University of Belgrade's Botanic Garden, in 1890.

All right smarty pants may i inquire as to how you found that out?

"may i inquire as to how you found that out?"


Sure, go ahead, knock your self out!

How can I put this in its simplest form:
Time is indispensable for many computer applications because of their highly frequent use in the real world. How to represent and manipulate temporal knowledge adequately and efficaciously in computers has become a critical issue. Temporal logic is one of these useful formalisms due to its perspicuous, concise, and inferable properties.

Time in temporal logic is usually classified into two different structures, i.e., time point and time interval. Several temporal logic languages based on different time structures have been presented. TEMPURA, TOKIO, and TEMPLOG are suitable only in time point structure. TIMELOGIC uses time interval, but it only considers the precedence relations of a set of actions. All of them are weak in inferring durations when properties remain true and in specifying the relations between durations.

A practical tool (apart from one of the worlds fastest Cray computers) IB-TEMPLOG for temporal knowledge management. It adopts interval structure. Knowledge in IB-TEMPLOG is represented by temporal facts and rules. The former specifies the occurrence of events or the durations when properties persist true. The latter defines the temporal relationships and constraints among events or properties. A proof procedure is given to derive new temporal knowledge from the basic one.

A simple approach of testing carry-save (CS) array multipliers to the testing of four other practical cellular array multipliers commonly used in digital signal processing: The modified CS array multiplier without primary carry inputs is shown to be C-testable at the expense of only two extra input pins, while the pipelined (systolic) array multiplier, which differs from the CS array multiplier in the additional latches between adjacent cells, is C-testable by modifying the cell function in the same way; the two's-complement pipelined multiplier works as well and the operand-resident multiplier is shown to be C-testable partly by truth-table modification and, partly, by scan path design.

This method, I would suggest is ideal for retrieving pictures from a symbolic picture database system, based upon the spatial relationships among the objects in the symbolic picture. If you present a nine direction lower-triangular (9DLT) matrix to represent a symbolic picture. A simple algorithm for spatial match retrieval of symbolic pictures based upon 9DLT matrices is the answer.

Providing that is; you leave aside the 20 odd grand of computer time I used up!

However, worry not, I will show it as a charitable donation and as such, an IRS tax deduction.


Ps With regard to ?'your old threads"; overalls, dungarees, salopette, sallopett,e salopete, sollopete, snekerbuxa, shortalls, bibs, bib'n brace Etc, are sure to return to the height of fashion.

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dforeumx= forum index

How can I peek with both eyes closed

damn...somebody beat me to it

Sure, go ahead, knock your self out!

I have a recurring dream-riddle. Maybe Try can figure it out.

I have ladies in waiting and myself, wearing dresses like this perod one (but lighter pastel color)~



we are sipping tea in my back yard (this goes on all day everyday (night-time too) so we take turns jumping over the fence but none of us can make it. We keep snagging our beautiful gowns on a wire fence that is no longer there.
There is a handsome man with a catapult trying to help, no avail. (no wonder i wake up exhausted).

There is a beautiful girl named Aeon who leads us suffrojets (she's a tiny lil' thing who gives birth to me on a constant, alway's in a white wedding gown (pure as the day is long) she can't make it over and God knows she tries. One woman had spring's attached to her sneakers and still can't make it over. We want the games to begin but something is missing.

That is funny
You still talk weird you know, do you ever just talk normal?

dforeumx= I got what Stormwatch got. I am late as usual.

Stormy:

LEM
ADE = lemonade


Mark:

FRANKIE & JOHNNY
Frankie: 33 (34, 35, 38, 39)
Johnny: 91 (93, 94, 95)


Frankie is (3 x 11).
Her other ages that will be products of two primes will be (2 x 17), (5 x 7), (2 x 19), and (3 x 13).

Johnny is (7 x 13).
His other ages that will be products of two primes will be (3 x 31), (2 x 47), and (5 x 19).


!:;,.' CRASH = cymbal crash


That's funny; I was thinking ?'Punctuation symbols' (but the crash was a cymbal)

Mark again (note the time) 8:11 am

dforeumx = forum index

Sorry Stormy and TTH the lad has walked off with the prize!



Stormy sobbed, "damn...somebody beat me to it"

Cheer up, it was only by a minute! :wink:



TTH wrote, "You still talk weird you know, do you ever just talk normal?"

Are you referring to mnemonics?

?'Sir, I send a rhyme excelling
In sacred truth and rigid spelling
Numerical sprites elucidate
For me the lexicon's dull weight.'

Counting the letters of each word gives you the value of pi to the 20th place. Very handy if you want to get a stone outta a horses hoof.






Etc and her back yard..... (No, no, I'm still awake):

I had a word with my old friend Lewis Carroll and he said, ?'Pastel shades are so yesterday; so, Miami Vice my dear. Grey is the new black, and brown is the new grey.

There was a table set out under a tree in front of the house, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it: a Dormouse was sitting between them, fast asleep, `Very uncomfortable for the Dormouse,' thought Etc; `only, as it's asleep, I suppose it doesn't mind.'

The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: `No room! No room!' they cried out when they saw Etc coming. `There's plenty of room!' said Etc indignantly, and she sat down in a large arm-chair at one end of the table.

`Have some wine,' the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.

Etc looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. `I don't see any wine,' she remarked.

`There isn't any,' said the March Hare.

`Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it,' said Etc angrily.

`It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being invited,' said the March Hare.

`I didn't know it was your table,' said Etc; `it's laid for a great many more than three.'

`Your hair wants cutting,' said the Hatter. He had been looking at Etc for some time with great curiosity, and this was his first speech.

`You should learn not to make personal remarks,' Etc said with some severity; `it's very rude.'

The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this; but all he said was, `Why is a raven like a writing-desk?'

`Come, we shall have some fun now!' thought Etc. `I'm glad they've begun asking riddles.--I believe I can guess that,' she added aloud.

`Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it?' said the March Hare.

`Exactly so,' said Etc.

`Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on.

`I do,' Etc hastily replied; `at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know.'

`Not the same thing a bit!' said the Hatter. `You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!'

`You might just as well say,' added the March Hare, `that "I like what I get" is the same thing as "I get what I like"!'

`You might just as well say,' added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in his sleep, `that "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe"!'

And there you have your answer; if you dream, you are alive, if you are alive, you are breathing. But Elvis ain't coming back!





As some of you might know; Tuesdays is the day I let my hair down (that is; I take my wig off) and head to town to play dominoes.

Can you place the 6 'double dominoes' 1-1, 2-2, 3-3, 4-4, 5-5, 6-6 to form the border of a 4x4 square with equal sums for each of the four sides






K
C
A
B






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