The worlds first riddle!

Sure - I guess I should have put them in order.

No, that was not the original number posted. I didn't call it or even look it up.
However, I am not going to post the original # that etc posted.

OMG The original #- I thought you were joking.

Join the club, mine too.

Well, it looks like I am the first to rise, so I will go and put the coffee on the stove.



"OMG The original #."

Yes, let's not draw attention to it by quoting it endlessly over and over again. Have you any idea how difficult it is getting through each time?




Welcome Heather, I am so glad you were able to join us. Are you the Hot Tomali the courts said they were gonna send down to complete their community service?

If so, please remember the rules;

No dirty talk.
No posting nakkid.

We will be in touch once a programme has been agreed.




"I found this on me ol' thread."


Wow Etc, a stroll down memory lane. What were we talking about to bring that to mind? In fact, that is what I need to stop me feeling blue!


I will be back after I fix the fence over on the north ridge.

Who is "I"?
I have been up all night. < that is suppose to be a look of suprise I think it looks weird.
Since you like Barbie
KEN & BARBIE

Stormy:

10ACTITAN= Tennessee Titan ( probably should be plural)


S1760YD= smile


"Sorry Try I needed both hands for typing, but I did them with one eye closed"


Now try with both eyes closed.




TTH writes, "Who is "I"? "


OMG it is worse than expected, she doesn't know who she is! Is there a doctor in the house?





There I was sitting on the front porch whittling down a stick of cedar, when an Elvis song; Frankie and Johnny came a playing on the wireless…



"Frankie and Johnny were lovers,
Lourdy how they could love.
Swore to be true to each other,
As true as the stars above.
I'm your man, and I won't do you no wrong.

Frankie walked into the bar room,
Ordered a bottle of beer.
She said, " Hey Mr Bar tender,
has my love Johnny been here?
He's my man, and he won't do me no wrong."

Frankie I beg you don't shoot me,
they'll lock you away in a cell,
They'll lock you away where the sun don't shine
in the darkest corner of hell.
He's my man, and he did me wrong."


I know for a fact; Frankie and Johnny are both celebrating birthdays today.

"Now my age is the product of two different prime numbers," Frankie observed. "What's more, I'll be able to say the same thing on four of my next six birthdays."

"My age is also the product of two primes," replied Johnny, "and the same will also be true on three of my next four birthdays."

How old are Frankie and Johnny



LEM
ADE

LEM
ADE = lemonade

CLEAR
CLEAR
CLEAR




!:;,.' CRASH

Wow Etc, a stroll down memory lane. What were we talking about to bring that to mind?

Nothing, i was perusing my old threads.

In fact, that is what I need to stop me feeling blue! Oh my, you feel blue and i have the flu, what to do what to do.

Want to see an ominous old pic?,,, "you do" Here it is~

FRANKIE & JOHNNY
[size=8]Frankie: 33 (34, 35, 38, 39)
Johnny: 91 (93, 94, 95)


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CLEAR
CLEAR
CLEAR = all clear

Etc wrote with some feeling, "Nothing, i was perusing my old threads"


Heck! How far did you have to pursue your old clothes, were they yours or jeans?


"Oh my, you feel blue and i have the flu, what to do what to do."

Forget the art; you are a Poet but don't yet know it.


"Want to see an ominous old pic?,,,"



I sure do diddley do…

The man on the left is: Nikola P. Pashitch or Pachitch), in a picture taken at the grand opening and Harvest festival at the University of Belgrade's Botanic Garden, in 1890.

If there is anything else I can assist with, please give my agent a call.



Stormy, are you sure you are not peeping at the questions? :wink:


dforeumx

The man on the left is: Nikola P. Pashitch or Pachitch), in a picture taken at the grand opening and Harvest festival at the University of Belgrade's Botanic Garden, in 1890.

All right smarty pants may i inquire as to how you found that out?

"may i inquire as to how you found that out

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dforeumx= forum index

How can I peek with both eyes closed

damn...somebody beat me to it

Sure, go ahead, knock your self out!

I have a recurring dream-riddle. Maybe Try can figure it out.

I have ladies in waiting and myself, wearing dresses like this perod one (but lighter pastel color)~



we are sipping tea in my back yard (this goes on all day everyday (night-time too) so we take turns jumping over the fence but none of us can make it. We keep snagging our beautiful gowns on a wire fence that is no longer there.
There is a handsome man with a catapult trying to help, no avail. (no wonder i wake up exhausted).

There is a beautiful girl named Aeon who leads us suffrojets (she's a tiny lil' thing who gives birth to me on a constant, alway's in a white wedding gown (pure as the day is long) she can't make it over and God knows she tries. One woman had spring's attached to her sneakers and still can't make it over. We want the games to begin but something is missing.

That is funny
You still talk weird you know, do you ever just talk normal?

dforeumx= I got what Stormwatch got. I am late as usual.