The worlds first riddle!

Bingo Shari! (poFISHnd)

I do beg your pardon, you only asked, "Do you live in cali?"

I thought it impolite to just answer; No. However, I do understand your angst and will be pleased to supply you with my full CV at a later date. Nevertheless, you still get to kick my butt, right! :wink:

Ya know, you never used to respond this late at night when it was just a bunch of guys in the forum...

Damn, damn and damn again. Will this torture never end?

Good to see you Mark, have you turned up to pour gas on troubled waters? She wants to stomp me good.

It's probably the "good" kind of stompin' - like tough love.

Oh well, in that case it will make the journey in the ambulance much easier.

I'm still in the office, I have a deadline for a manuscript. No, don't ask. It got delayed due to a damn tennis match. But DC is number 2 right!

Grrrrrrrr... So what is it that you actually do for a living? You should be a car salesman!

I wont stomp you too bad, I promise :wink:

Manuscript? Archeological thriller? Potential for the big screen?

Maybe she'll be wearing her wet T-shirt when she stomps you. If it's anything like the photo I got , it will be well worth it.

"But DC is number 2 right!" Punctuated as a statement, but sounds an awful lot like a question.

Good Morning Gents- I have a busy, busy day today. Let me see if I can find any brain teasers for you all. I will be right back....not that any of you are awake yet. I hope you all slept well and had sweet, sweet dreams.

I have got some good ones that require you to speak...can you all do that?

SHUN EYE AT WEIGH IN (person)

HEAD THERE LAW CLEAR

AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN

THESE HOUND DOVE MOO SICK

CHICK HE TUB AN AN US

THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE
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EVIL
evil

LICK ETY

ME QUIT



YOURE
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l Strike l
l Strike l
l Strike l

Good morning sleepy head, did you sleep well?

Sweet words from a fair maiden, and how went your slumber?

YOURE
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l Strike l
l Strike l
l Strike l

I still have one strike to go-right!

Back soonest…

REM was not achieved. The $%#%^^# neighbors had another &%$&*^% party again!

Hurry back!

[size=8]Shania Twain
Heather Locklear
Agent 007
The Sound of Music
Chiquita bananas
The Milky Way Galaxy

the lesser of two evils
lickety split
quit following me
three strikes and you're out[/size]

Ok, who's talking to who?

I'm not talking to Mark coz he makes me look bad. Er, badder.
What is the word on the street?

Sorry to hear about the neighbors, strange that when you are at the party you are never tired. Lay listening and you feel washed out. How may we brighten your day?


Do you know, I cannot get even one of those talking questions?


Player A and B bet on the total roll of two normal dice. Player A bets that a 12 will be rolled first. Player B bets that two 7s will be rolled consecutively first. They keep rolling until one person wins.

What is the probability A will win



CINHASINCDEE (I can't remember this one, any Idea what I was thinking)?


V
THE END


{income tax}


SNOIGWHHERET

Great job mark...I made them hard didnt I? lol

"Great job mark..."

Oh yes! You're the one Mark, you're the man, numere uno…..I think I am going to throw up!

If DC is 2, Shari can be no higher than 4, progress at last. :wink:

tax bracket


Maybe inside chance?