Mark:
1. seven
2. sixty
5. add an 'L'
6. F
10. highway
COUNTING NUMBER
3980
FACTOR
315
Rap:
A pill is hard to get down, a hill--hard to go up.
9) Advice
2520=2^3*3^2*5*7=315
Zip:
For 9. prob. Advive.
1. What odd number becomes even when beheaded?
.....the number seven('behead' the s and you have 'even')
2. What five letter word has six left after you take two letters away?
.....sixty (take away 'ty' and six is left)
3. Why is a horse like the letter O ?
.....because 'gee' makes it go
4. What is it that someone else has to take before you can get it?
.....your photograph
5. How can you make a pearl out of a pear?
.....add the letter 'l' to pear
6. What is at the head of fashion, but always out of date?
.....the letter 'f'
7. What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
.....an elephant has fleas, but a flea will never have an elephant
8. What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
.....a hill is hard to go up and a pill is hard to get down
9. What is it that everyone requires, everyone gives, everyone asks and that very few take?
.....advice
10. What goes from New York to California without moving?
.....a highway
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The pain continues: Part II
11. Is it safe to write a letter on an empty stomach
12. Can you explain how long cows should be milked
13. What is the best thing to put into cakes
14. What kind of umbrella do most people carry on a rainy day
15. What always happens at the end of a dry spell
16. When a child stomps through a mud puddle, what is the first thing he does
17. Why was Washington buried at Mt. Vernon
18. Where are kings usually crowned
19. What runs all around the yard without moving
20. What is all over the house
TWO COIN FLIPS
I flip a penny and a dime and hide the result from you, one of the coins came up heads.
What is the chance that the other coin also came up heads