I have just eaten chocolate bacon

My skin has softened in the contemplative chocolate bacon.

i'd like some chocolate bacon


but i don't want to die a happy woman

life is full of dilemmas

So it's better then desert air?

i SOOOO want to try that

Wally had been given a gift package of snacks and sweets from a girl that works down at the pool hall.

She had made some of the sweets into clever little shapes, and we were looking at them.

We each broke off a small bit of cookie, as we continued to unwrap stuff. He found the bacon and tried to break off a piece, but, being bacon, it doesn't break very well. He bite off a piece and held it out to me, and I did the same.

"What the hell is this?" I said, confused by the texture, and unknown mix of flavors.

"I don't know Chai. She said something about....chocolate bacon?"

"chocolate bacon!!?? I have heard of this" and I put more in my mouth.
By that time, the wonder of it had exploded in Wally's mouth, and he grabbed it back from me.

We grappled for a time, until I said "Look, you dropped some on the floor."
He bent to shove the fallen chocolate bacon into his mouth, and I made good on my chance.

He's a quick son of a gun though, so it's hard to say who got the better part of the deal.

I think it was pretty even by the end.

too late, it's ******* gone baby, gone.

I'll tell you though, it's everything they say, and more.

Be careful Chai. I hear chocolate bacon based affairs are the 9th most frequent cause of divorces in America.

world market has some.......

but they are closed.

where did you get yours?

Just get some of your favorite chocolate and use a veggie peeler to sprinkle shavings on bacon strips you've spread out on a sheet pan. Stick it in a 350 oven until the bacon is crisp. Another method is to melt the chocolate in the microwave while baking the bacon strips to a crisp. Let them cool a bit and then dip them in the chocolate and rest them on a cooling rack until the chocolate solidifies. It works with carob too.



I occasionally sprinkle the bacon with brown sugar or honey mustard instead of the chocolate.

It is glorious!

someone gave it to us. Just one damn piece.

Chocolate bacon. Sardines for breakfast. The wedding is OFF.

Don't forget the rolfing bit.

!!
cheap bastards

Damn that sounds good

Just add sugar and you can have the perfect health food...