9
   

I have just eaten chocolate bacon

 
 
chai2
 
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:14 pm
I never knew it could be like this.

I can die a happy woman.
  • Topic Stats
  • Top Replies
  • Link to this Topic
Type: Discussion • Score: 9 • Views: 1,398 • Replies: 15

 
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:15 pm
My skin has softened in the contemplative chocolate bacon.
djjd62
 
  4  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:17 pm
i'd like some chocolate bacon


but i don't want to die a happy woman

life is full of dilemmas
0 Replies
 
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:21 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

My skin has softened in the contemplative chocolate bacon.

So it's better then desert air?
0 Replies
 
shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:23 pm
i SOOOO want to try that
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:27 pm
Wally had been given a gift package of snacks and sweets from a girl that works down at the pool hall.

She had made some of the sweets into clever little shapes, and we were looking at them.

We each broke off a small bit of cookie, as we continued to unwrap stuff. He found the bacon and tried to break off a piece, but, being bacon, it doesn't break very well. He bite off a piece and held it out to me, and I did the same.

"What the hell is this?" I said, confused by the texture, and unknown mix of flavors.

"I don't know Chai. She said something about....chocolate bacon?"

"chocolate bacon!!?? I have heard of this" and I put more in my mouth.
By that time, the wonder of it had exploded in Wally's mouth, and he grabbed it back from me.

We grappled for a time, until I said "Look, you dropped some on the floor."
He bent to shove the fallen chocolate bacon into his mouth, and I made good on my chance.

He's a quick son of a gun though, so it's hard to say who got the better part of the deal.

I think it was pretty even by the end.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:29 pm
@shewolfnm,
shewolfnm wrote:

i SOOOO want to try that


too late, it's ******* gone baby, gone.

I'll tell you though, it's everything they say, and more.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:32 pm
@chai2,
Be careful Chai. I hear chocolate bacon based affairs are the 9th most frequent cause of divorces in America.
0 Replies
 
shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:37 pm
@chai2,
world market has some.......

but they are closed.

where did you get yours?
Butrflynet
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:52 pm
@shewolfnm,
Just get some of your favorite chocolate and use a veggie peeler to sprinkle shavings on bacon strips you've spread out on a sheet pan. Stick it in a 350 oven until the bacon is crisp. Another method is to melt the chocolate in the microwave while baking the bacon strips to a crisp. Let them cool a bit and then dip them in the chocolate and rest them on a cooling rack until the chocolate solidifies. It works with carob too.



I occasionally sprinkle the bacon with brown sugar or honey mustard instead of the chocolate.

It is glorious!
0 Replies
 
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 06:59 pm
@shewolfnm,
shewolfnm wrote:

world market has some.......

but they are closed.

where did you get yours?


someone gave it to us. Just one damn piece.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 07:02 pm
@chai2,
Chocolate bacon. Sardines for breakfast. The wedding is OFF.
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 07:05 pm
@roger,
Don't forget the rolfing bit.
0 Replies
 
shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 07:07 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:


someone gave it to us. Just one damn piece.


!!
cheap bastards
jkatsuya007
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2012 08:03 am
@shewolfnm,
Damn that sounds good
0 Replies
 
Fido
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2012 09:07 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

I never knew it could be like this.

I can die a happy woman.
Just add sugar and you can have the perfect health food...
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Ruined By Good Chocolate - Discussion by hawkeye10
All Things Chocolate - Question by tsarstepan
Does anyone remember .... - Question by Johnjohnjohn
Chocolate Decoration - Discussion by himalijagma
Help with a chocolate dessert recipe! - Question by julia375
why Sin, and What is Sin ? - Question by mashie44
Smoked Chocolate, For National S'More Day And More - Discussion by BumbleBeeBoogie
Does A Chocolate Habit Help Keep You Lean? - Discussion by BumbleBeeBoogie
 
  1. Forums
  2. » I have just eaten chocolate bacon
Copyright © 2021 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.03 seconds on 12/04/2021 at 02:05:09