foock -- an Arabic word for threading the needle found in the haystack.
cofkof - warning sound used by terrorist bombers
Offsock - the Office of the Footwear Regulatory Body
Offconk--the introduction of subject matter into contexts in which it jars on the sensibilities of the consensus previously present.
Think I pipped you there, buddy!
I thought you liked doing it Clary so I left it on for you. Had I done yours I would have had a two-timer and that's a bit much.
Lets say you were reverse pipped.
Offconk.
knowcoffs - those irritating clearings of throat by people who know more than the rest of the conversers and are just to put them right
You've added two your eminence!
Wonkoffski. A Russian marriage bureau for ladies seeking to come to England.
offsock + offconk + w = knowcoffs, Spendius
kinkiwooffs - broad-minded escorts for dogs
Kickoffwinos.
A bar which helps football hooligans get ready for a match.
Gul-- a gulp which didn't make it to the aspirate.
gulug-- a gul extended past where the aspirate should have been so that the gulp never materialised.
avuglug--when guluging has died down.
aggovulu - ritual killing dance from PNG
aggrovulu --when the killing starts.
Vulgarguto - Those annoying individuals who pretend to have redeeming qualities, but deep inside is crude and disgusting. (i.e. Eddie Haskell)
Ovalrungtug. Another omission from the Kama Sutra and rightly so.
ero -- a brave member of the lower orders whose pronunciation leaves a little to be desired.
Preo - What happens before the big O
Orpet- a lady waiting for her turn.
