yurps-- vomiting steak and kidney pudding,double chips,double peas,double bread and butter,double gravy, sauce, a pint of stewed tea and six pints of John Smith's Extra Smooth over the side of a ship in the Bay of Biscay.
(pity I've just eaten supper)
spurly - sharp and suburban, like a chav
Lasyrup. Pronounced seeeeeroup-ph. A Latin American dance which requires the man to keep his knees near the dancefloor, popular towards the end of a country house party, utilising snake-like rhythms interlarded with bumps-a-Daisy's which, in the hands of skilled musicians, crescendoes into the denoument. Oo-la-la.
lushpray - a service in a well-heeled cathedral, mosque or Mormon temple
hulkspray - a spray to make you look bigger and more muscular(I use beer and chips
)
Pushyreal- A new brand of brassiere coming to all local stores soon.
Going from Rod.
LARKY HE-UPS- A discreet country health club for ladies of refined temperment and substantial financial resources.
shakepurily - drink with vegetable additives and suitable for vegans
SILK-HYPE-A-RUT -- an up-market mail-order catalogue company which specialises in expensive and exotic undergarments for ladies of all ages and descriptions.
Wid - a slang term for a lady whose husband has gone off on holiday to play golf with his buddies.
As in- "Hey Vicar gets your blimpers on the wids who've just come in. Nip int't bogs and tek your collar off."
wisd - describes a conclusion reached using experience, instinct and a strong hunch - derived from 'wisdom' - as in "I wisd it"
shwid. A technique, not mentioned in the Kama Sutra, a MCP tome if ever there was one, which is designed to speed up turnover when three ocean going cargo vessels arrive in port at the same time.
As in- "There was a queue and I had to shwid 'em to get home in time to put the cat out."
Would love to have responded, but unfortunately I was only able to decypher the bit about the Kama Sutra. Will try again later!!
wishid - someone who promises to do something but never does
wizdish - a sure-fire, easy to prepare, recipe that never fails to impress.
Whizdisc. a roundish stone that has been worn flattish coming down the mountain which one can skim across the still surface of the now quiet waters and watch it skip in ever decreasing steps until it drops exhausted
with a gentle "Plop!" and sinks into the lower depths to wait for the next storm to bring it nearer the sea.
Pride is taken by boys, and indeed by grown men, in a high number of steps ( 10 is really good) which can only be high by being pretty as well. Whizdiscing is very popular whenever there is a conjunction of males, water and whizdiscs.
In fact it's irresistable.
wizdicash - manoeuvre by Caribbean beach pickpockets which transfers a tourist's money to their pockets with no visible movement
doziwacish. -- a slang term to decribe certain brands of cough syrup and solvent based DIY products.
wazicodfish - Japanese cod snax
Acidsforwhiz. A small shop located in a tent at the Glastonbury music festival.
oof - an involuntary expression by a man when a lork gives him the office.
coof - the state of having acquired a sense of ethics, manners, good taste and polish. To have coof is so much nicer than to be un-.
