dren -- a direct hit from a seagull.
duner - something that uplifts (opp. downer)
rudnek -- an elderly lady with a crop like a turkey.
knurled - knowledgeable and learned about getting a grip on crossgrained protuberances.
lunkered - lumbered with a really dull companion
kernelcud -- the juice at the core of a sweet nut.
unclerkerd - avuncular office relationship
Redoclunker - key on computer which allows you to start again and points out the foolish errors you made the first time.
curdlekrone -- a lady of a certain age who leaves a guy wasted, weary and worn out.
interesting we both picked the big O
Maybe it signifies that our paths are destined to cross.
lornpuckered -- a sad looking facial expression.
ids --involuntary muscular spasms.
pids - unimportant details
upids -- a collection of pagan aphorisms.
dimpus - an indentation on a boy's bum
dipmush -- what one dips one bread in.
umpidash - quick appeal by all of one team to any ref or umpire to award them points, goals, runs etc
pashodium - 1. Guttural parlance velarised in French kissing 2. Roman auditorium between the vomitorium and the masturbatorium. 3. Feelings of sensual guilt.
amphideous - unattractive - in the way a frog/prince is
midhopsuave -- a characteristic of a chap who can play a three no trumps contract in his head in order to distract himself during a delicate task he might be in danger of otherwise rushing.
heg -- a unit for measuring a laugh consisting of one millionth of a guffaw.
