faw -- giving somebody a bollocking in lieu of having anything worthwhile to contribute.
WAFT : a boat used to chase a wascaly wabbit.
SWAFT -- Senior Women's Army Fusilade Training.
fatwas - religiously diuretic
waystaf - a Canterbury pilgrim's walking stick
easywaft -- what the chorus girl did in Apocalypse Now which started the riot.
fastweary - the state of a slimmer after a successful 6 weeks who just can't face another low-calorie meal
fraywaster -- an active teaser.
anarstewfry - complete ignorance of the term saute.
fernstairway - a must-have garden addition, replacing the water feature in popularity
teb - a prediction written in the tealeaves
terb -- a foul tasting fish.
tibre - the slimy feel of a sewage-rich Italian river
semibrat -- a reasonably well brought up toddler.
barmities - the warm fuzzy relationships you have with people you've got seriously drunk with
Sithimbear -- a chieftaness of a long defunct tribe of aboriginal hedonists.
smartiebix - crepuscular laxative
Bitmatrixes -- inconsequential sociability.
extrabitsmic - pro bono plastic surgery
ner - ejaculation of surprise
