shegg -- an evening entertainment rather than an afternooner.
geishg - transvestite kabuki niteclub hostess
higgers - what posh highwaymen called their calling
sharegig -- a takeover battle.
shagtiger - a game of daring played by bored young zookeepers
haggistree -- a tree with uneatable fruit.
gingerhearts -- spicy, hot-tempered ladies.
anf -- tricky. (As in-she's an anfy one).
fand - a bland non-colour between fawn, beige and ecru that house agents prefer you paint your entire interior in.
efand - subjunctive interrogative of "this and that".
fadden - stuffed with fast food
afended -- allowing someone to get closer.
fendread - disliking wet swampy places
errandfed -- a lady in a privileged position.
danderfores -- a type of cute dog.
ferret-and-sod - a change in bellringing
dax - a pair of slimfit trews for large ladies
XPAD : an apartment you left
xapdy - electronic gizmo that opens car doors
dyxpak -- a jockstrap for big lads.