loftpapery - of the texture of foxed manuscripts that have been stored overlong in dampish chests
flypapersot. A drunken wasp stuck in an elderberry flavoured agglutinate.
fleapopyurts - Mongolian tents made of insect resistant plastic
yel - a decibel of baby's crying, known to be 3 times more irritating than any other sound
gely -- an alternative to totty.
geldy - taunt towards a cowardly man, someone with no balls
gendly -- conscious of one's gender.
endglory - any deed which shames an otherwise upright citizen
prydongle -- offering one's services.
nerdyglops - mugs half full of stale coffee that stand around computer stations
spendigrole -- a withering scowl.
respendilogs - rereadings of previous threads in which Spendius has posted.
gro - an evil grin
prog -- a gardening implement for aerating ill-kept lawns.
gaspor- an exhuberant fart that makes everybody's eyes water.
gropats - old men with predilection for caressing young girls
Shagport. -- a naval colloquialism for Portsmouth.
shortpage - to write a speech for someone that is not quite long enough, causing embarrassment - a political term
Hopgarters. -- a traditional sport in rural Devon involving a four-poster bed and numereous bottles of wine.
Toriegraphs - measures of rightwingery
