Xmasvydeo - saccharine film set in "Dickensian London" for the American market
MaysdoveX1. A ladies football team.
yasvimdetox - purge made of extract of jasmine and cleaning powder with bleach
yasvimdetoxy --an unfortnate condition caused by resorting to yasvimdetox in an emergency the symptoms of which can be alleviated using cold creams and patience.
mot --a handy starter.
mopt - plastered, pissed, drunk
tompe- to gently pat any large soft object lovingly.
premot -what goes before a handy starter
Thrompe- Bouncing on a four poster bed as in "They thromped awhile during the premot, mopt as farts, and then started the motting to start the serious action".
porthem - a picnic hamper with many compartments
teemorph--what happens to a golfball when Tiger smackes it one after a double bogey on the last hole.
phormeets - dating agency for people who enjoy playing with spelling
hemspotter -- a chap who notices subtle movements in refined social discourse.
hemipotters - people who make dinner and tea sets for 3.
Hipsteremhot. An Ancient Egyptian rock and roller.
ypt. A sudden reflex common in young men.
toepy - a trivial pursuit for sunbathers.
eptoly - electronically accessed Egyptian dynasty
trypole - a figure of speech representing the state of being literally challenged.
roteplay - 'drilling' in irregular verbs, now fashionable again after the teachers' addiction to roleplay.
paplyrote -- oscillation between two fixed points in the manner of a windscreen wiper.
