Gigpotsharer -- a generous lady.
ick -- the bit before the up.
gick - the slight pause before entering your pin number on a machine you feel might be overlooked
ogick - an Icelandic **** shoveller.
cogik - a bit of fish caught between the teeth (also Icelandic)
'Scuse me Madame. You're pipped. Assuming you didn't intend "cogick" in which case your fast.
i did intend cogick. Please ignore my clessness
cgoinck!!. A penny dropping.
crocking - racing old cars
ringacock -- a game played on the village green around the Maypole in the good old days.
cowracking - another laughable olde pastime, involving torturing livestock
cackcrowing -- Prime Minister's Questions.
CRACKINGTOW --a posh boutique specialising in piercings and accoutrements.
Crackingstow - a type of pottery produced in the hamlet of Crackingstow near Stoke on Trent between 1888 and 1900, famous for its puce colour, ungainly shapes and easiness of chipping
wif - an ex wife
swif-- what an ex-wife can do to a chap if he isn't careful.
sawif - what he can do back
fawish -- an unusually sensitive abhorrence of diffusing farts.
riffhaws -- sequences of notes on an electric guitar played loudly.
raffwish - a would-be rake
Afroshwif
An eager divorcee of de feminine genda.
fairwofish - pretty hungry, Durham dialect
